2012 World's Hardest Creature Competition, Round 1, Group B

[Simster]

i know i've hidden the results, but i'll tell you know that there's two pre-tournament favourites that are struggling here

You can't be giving titbits away like this. The integrity of the board's finest binfest is at stake.

 

[BrickTamland]

I'm going for the rhino here. Just head buts stuff for the fun of it.

 

[Kazenga <3]

I shall be voting TACTICALLY to ensure the People's Champion finally takes the crown that is RIGHTFULLY his.

I am therefore in CAMP COCKROACH

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

the moray eel looks like it guards the gates of hell, both in AND out which is why satan is too scared to leave

 

[Commander]

It's a tough group, but it has to be the Orca or the Wolverine, or possibly the cockroach. No other real contestants here.

 

[ees complicated no?]

Grizzly Bear for me

 

[Munkfish]

The Orca for me, absoulte beast, Just f***ing shit up for the fun of it.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

the orca, despite being huge still has the POUND FOR POUND hardness that this competition needs

there is some bad ass shit in the sea and yet the orca happily takes on anything.....and it always kills in the most needlessly brutal way possible, often toying with its victim for hours on end just for the hell of it

and there's obviously the fact that every now and again it just really fancies some shark liver

 

[chucky1973]

Orca for me as well, my cat Buster was a tough bugger, ruling our neighbourhood for a few years, tried to stop a car one night which was unfortunately a step to far and curently lies 3ft deep wrapped in a blanket in my back garden.

RIP Buster.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

current scores:

16
13
11
8
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7
4
1
0

 

[Mellotron]

Have gone for Cockroach as Orca has already won it previously. Mongoose is quality too. I have NUFF respect for ANYTHING that takes on Snakes. They're well UNPREDICTAMENTAL.

 

[Silent Bob]

I'm fully behind the Orca this year, as Simster says Frozen planet showed these bad boys ruling the seas killing all comers in new and exciting ways. Not just hard but intelligent.

Orca eating Great White, then just eating it's liver because the rest tastes like ass.




Eating Seals off the beach, risking death whilst doing so



Orca's just throwing seals around for a laugh



Orca v Sperm Whales which are 8x there size.

So the only time they go for anything bigger than themselves is when it's a pregnant mother, alone, and there's a team of them - and they're only really after the kid anyway which is smaller than they are.

Hard?

They are the least worthy winner so far.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

there is some bad ass shit going on in the sea, and yet orca's still rule supreme

says it all

 

[Simster]

They are the least worthy winner so far.

No. You can only beat what's in front of you, and anything that gets in front of an Orca gets an absolute hiding. Including massive toothy sharks and enormous whales. FACT.

 

[brightonrock]

I really like the idea of the immortal jellyfish. It's f***ing immortal. There is literally nothing that can kill it*.

Nevertheless, it's a jellyfish. So it's not going to win.

*Also, I suspect throwing it up a tree and leaving it to dry out would probably do the trick.

 

[Commander]

I need to know more about this immortal jellyfish. Can someone educate me?

The Orca is f***ing hard, and believe it or not is my favourite animal in the world. Yes it's massive, but you get the impression that if it was only the size of a dogfish it would still be one mean motherfucker.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i think part of the problem people have with jellyfish is that they don't really DO anything, they just kind of float around aimlessly with their f***ing poisonous tentacles flapping about all over the place, randomly stinging the shit out of anything unlucky enough to cross its path

it'd be like running around a packed shopping centre with a sword whilst blindfolded

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

just a few hours in to get your votes in

it's tight at the top and as usual will go down TO THE WIRE

 

[mr sheen]

Wolverine, all day long