2012 World's Hardest Creature Competition- ANIMAL BOWL

[Stumpy Tim]

The word everyone is looking for is momentum. The young Mamba fella picked up a head of steam and picked up votes due to the underdog status.

Secretly everyone knows it doesn't really deserve it. It's not even the hardest snake. But democracy is democracy

 

[DTES]

Wow. The first ever snake champion.

(Yes, that's right, a snake, the things the Honey Badger eats for breakfast).

How many of the Honey Badger brigade that were emphasising the "it doesn't matter who would actually win, it's pound-for-pound in this competition" argument in the semi-final will now come out using this argument? The honey badger weighs 6-7 times as much as the Mamba...

 

[Ninja Elephant]

wwwoooooooooooaaaaaaaahhhhh, woaaaaahhhhhhhh, woaaaaaaaaaaaaah,
wwoooooooahhhhhhhh, woaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, woaaaaaaaaahhhhh
MAMBA, MAMBA, MAMBA,
SNAKE, SNAKE SNAKE,
wooooaaaaaaaaaah wooooooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhh woaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
wooooooooooaaaaahhhhhhhw wwwwwwooooooaaaahhhhh woaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh



I only voted once in this competition. It was for the Mamba in the final. I retire a champion, having backed THE champion.

 

[Dr Q]

Boooo Hissss (in a slimey snake like manner).

BLACK Mamba pulled in the ethnic vote didn't it!

Rather have seen the Honey Badger win than it's dinner!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

talk about a FAIRYTALE ENDING

what an UPSET, what a TOURNAMENT

 

[Lord Bamber]

This tournament never fails to deliver, excitement, thrills and more twist and turns than a black mamba scuttling away from a mouse.

Some thought this was the year the People's Champion and rightful heir to the throne, the hardest mega double hard pound for pound Honey Badger would take the crown, whilst others, yes those tuna friendly dolphin brigade, thought their well championed milk toothed Orca would return to maintain its crown but in a crazy upside down final week, up stepped MAMBA to deliver an upset not seen since the tortoise spanked the hare!

Whether you are a winner or a loser, you have to respect what is the greatest of all competitions!

 

[Colossal Squid]

This is a load of f***ing shit. I could step on a f***ing snake to disable it. A flick knife would do it in for good.

An Orca on the other hand could EAT a f***ing machete and not even get indigestion.

f***ing ROBBERY