2011 World's Hardest Creature Competition- Round 1, Group A

[turienzo's lovechild]

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here we go, the first of our 8 groups, like the others this group contains 5 beasts all desperate for your vote, so choose wisely......top two qualify

Wolverine

has a reputation for ferocity and strength out of proportion to its size, with the documented ability to kill prey many times its size.

Liger

the largest of all known cats and extant felines.

Komodo Dragon

Occasionally they consume humans and human corpses, digging up bodies from shallow graves

Cape Buffalo

Known as one of the "big five" or "Black Death" in Africa, the African buffalo is widely regarded as a very dangerous animal, as it gores and kills over 200 people every year.

Poison Dart Frog

The most poisonous of these frogs, the Golden Poison Frog (Phyllobates terribilis), has enough toxin on average to kill ten to twenty men or about ten thousand mice.

 

[Brighton Boy]

that frog scares me more than the others

 

[New Carpet?]

The Komodo Dragon scares me the most, but the Cape Buffalo gets the nod as he just looks plain hard (even with the head gear that makes it look a bit like a traditional Dutch girl).

 

[brakespear]

definitely the frog on the grounds that you could conceivably eat one accidentally.

 

[brighton_girl87]

I voted Komodo dragon, they look terrifying!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'm a big DRAGON fan, but i think this year i'm going to champion the BUFFALO

it's big, it's nasty and, most importantly, it's bloody MENTAL

AND it can get away with looking f***ing stupid, cos it's just so damn NAILS

 

[Grendel]

The frog isn't HARD, is it? I mean, all the others could savage you in some way but you'd have to be pretty unlucky/stupid to be GORED by a frog.

 

[Pantani]

Got to be the dragon. They even have two penises, which clearly makes them double hard bastards.

 

[seagullsoverlincoln]

Yeah, the dragon gets my vote-it looks like a reptilian millwall fan

 

[Giraffe's Son]

look how huge the liger is!!

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Komodo Dragon gets my vote, especially as the Cape Buffalo is afraid of the Black Mamba snake and would rather flee than stay in the same area as one

The Poison Dart Frog would be my second choice

 

[brightonrock]

The liger is epic but has to be wolverine, the only one of these to have a superhero named after it. 'Cause its propa nawty

 

[jakarta]

Been in Sarf Effrica & they don't mess with the Buff - my vote goes to him

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

The Dragon is all show!!! Dart frog all the way

 

[Simster]

The liger is a hybrid animal and cannot reproduce so grounds for disqualification there, IMO.

It's dragon or buffalo for me. In fact, no, those dragons annoy me, so I'm in team buffalo.

 

[Trufflehound]

Komodos are pussies. All you need do is push their neck down with a forked stick and they're completely disabled. I challenge anyone to try that on a Cape Buffalo...

 

[Stumpy Tim]

The Dragon is the weakest bar the frog, and yet it's winning - mainly because it's called a Dragon. The Buff is Buff. It should walk this group really

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

I'm going for the buffalo - it's got that "you looking at my bird" look to it, and what's more they are very unpredictable animals. You think you are okay with one and then suddenly he turns on you and has your guts for garters.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

two things re: the liger

1) it can't be found in the wild so we don't really know what it's like in COMBAT
2) BUT, it does have that kind of genetic FREAK aspect to it, like it was concocted in a lab by a mad scientist who wanted to create the ultimate MONSTER

 

[MattBackHome]

two things re: the liger

1) it can't be found in the wild so we don't really know what it's like in COMBAT
2) BUT, it does have that kind of genetic FREAK aspect to it, like it was concocted in a lab by a mad scientist who wanted to create the ultimate MONSTER

Aren't they infertile? Not sure if that is relevant, or true, in any way at all.