2011 World's Hardest Creature Competition- Round 1, Group A

[Silent Bob]

Aren't they infertile? Not sure if that is relevant, or true, in any way at all.

They're so hard nature won't allow them to breed, for the safety of the universe.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

This group is ALL about the Cape Buffalo, a magnificent beast that has sadly been much undervalued in previous contests. It is a mean, aggressive mofo who when threatened takes the initiative and attacks first, destroying any and everything in its path. It's as hard as nails can take out lions and is clever. It's not uncommon for it to turn away meekly making youthink it's not a threat before turning and battering the f*** out of a predator. It's violent destruction is all the more impressive when you consider it's NOT a meat eater. That is to say it's not like a lion or crocodile that's been born with the tools to kill its dinner...oh no, the Cape Buffalo's natural food is grass yet it is still the most fearsome and formidable animal in Africa.

Vote Cape Buffalo.