2010 World's Hardest Creature, Savage 16 Round, Crocodile vs Cassowary

[shoreham moonraker]

I can imagine taking a cassowray to the old manor ground and watching it with glee as it goes windmilling into the london road enclosure. proper mentalist.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i think i'm going to buck my own trend here and vote BIRD

i just like the way that it dishes out pain without any form of remorse or reason to do so

it just snaps and then it's blood and guts city- population you!

 

[Northstander]

Cmon Bird, its coming back!!

Check this out, people use police shields to get near the fucker!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA58sS3x2Oo&NR=1

 

[Andrew]

This could be the closest of the 8...

 

[FLOG GNAW]

Try to imagine yourself in Australia. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not the Cassowary. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side.

...Because Cassowary's are a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Tough choice. the skatty bird for me

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Try to imagine yourself in Australia. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not the Cassowary. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side.

...Because Cassowary's are a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect.

Nice prose, but they tend to eat grass, shoots, funghi and small animals. They don't do humans.

 

[Mowgli]

Requires some more thought!, the bird looks proper head mental, but the croc survived when nearly everything else became extinct. Tough choice!

 

[sam86]

Nice prose, but they tend to eat grass, shoots, funghi and small animals. They don't do humans.

Mmhmm, tell the guy in the picture that, or the people in the video posted earlier...

Cmon Bird, its coming back!!

Check this out, people use police shields to get near the fucker!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA58sS3x2Oo&NR=1

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i think the fact that it doesn't really HUNT actually improves the birds image

that means it just inflicts pain for NO PURPOSE just FUN

 

[Northstander]

Nice prose, but they tend to eat grass, shoots, funghi and small animals. They don't do humans.

the two guys who keep crocs on the above link don't appear to be too keen being near the Cassowary, going as far to say they'd rather be in the croc compound.....and that's from experts!!

 

[sam86]

Jesus Christ! It's nuts!

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[Barrel of Fun]

I guess, to be fair, you can contain a crocodile and wrestle it. Pulling it's tail and what have you. A cassowary would be a different kettle of fish.

I am swaying towards the emu, bit my vote has been cast for the crocodile. Let's hope it isn't crucial.

 

[Mowgli]

Have been swayed to the way of the Cassowary.

 

[Northstander]

This bird needs more votes!

 

[jakarta]

PIMPED UP Turkey vs Dinosaur - what do you think?

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Be wary. Be Cassowary.

 

[Scotty Mac]

if this poor mans turkey f***ing wins i may well quit nsc in protest as it is obviously populated with more spastics than i first thought

 

[Barrow Boy]

Cmon Bird, its coming back!!

Check this out, people use police shields to get near the fucker!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA58sS3x2Oo&NR=1

FFS check the video out, especially what the game keepers say, and I quote,

"He'd be able to split you open in a couple of seconds, you have no idea. We work with these guys and we work with Crocodiles on a daily basis. There's no doubt we would rather be in there with a 5 metre, 1 ton Crocodile than here with a 60 Kilo Cassowary"

 

[Silent Bob]

Hmm, tough one, an overblown turkey that picks on children and dogs or a f***ing DINOSAUR?