2010 World's Hardest Creature, First Round, Group A

[turienzo's lovechild]

do those jellyfish things even KNOW they're inflicting pain? as far as i can see they just float about accidentally hurting things

thats more clumsy than hard surely

a tiger hurts stuff, it knows it's hurting stuff, it likes hurting stuff and it doesn't give one solitary shit what anyone thinks about it

hang on, jellyfish don't even have proper brains do they? aren't they as hard as say, a stinging nettle?

 

[sir albion]

Just a little more info

The largest tigers in the world are AMUR tigers and they weigh upto 480kg each and 12 foot long

some pictures of amur tigers

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

f*** being lost in the snowy wilderness and having that coming at you when it's got a hunger on!


f*** that for a larf!

 

[The Wizard]

Just a little more info

The largest tigers in the world are AMUR tigers and they weigh upto 480kg each and 12 foot long

some pictures of amur tigers

 

[sir albion]

f*** being lost in the snowy wilderness and having that coming at you when it's got a hunger on!


f*** that for a larf!

If you ever get to watch WILD RUSSIA then watch it as one of these FU$kers was on the beach and it was massive.

 

[sam86]

It's a f***ing CAT. A domestic house pet. It probably hurts people by PLAYING, just as my cat does. This isn't HARD, it's PLAYFUL and CLUMSY.

 

[brakespear]

do those jellyfish things even KNOW they're inflicting pain? as far as i can see they just float about accidentally hurting things

thats more clumsy than hard surely

a tiger hurts stuff, it knows it's hurting stuff, it likes hurting stuff and it doesn't give one solitary shit what anyone thinks about it

hang on, jellyfish don't even have proper brains do they? aren't they as hard as say, a stinging nettle?

In fact, aren't jellyfish composite animals made up of more than one organism (the stingy bits are seperate creatures from the floaty bits or some such) and as such could be disqualified for cheating? (even though I voted for it)

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

In fact, aren't jellyfish composite animals made up of more than one organism (the stingy bits are seperate creatures from the floaty bits or some such) and as such could be disqualified for cheating? (even though I voted for it)

you are infact, correct

i'm in a bit of a QUANDARY now........i may need to think long and hard about whether an entrant which is essentially, more than one creature, should be allowed to continue

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

It's a f***ing CAT. A domestic house pet. It probably hurts people by PLAYING, just as my cat does. This isn't HARD, it's PLAYFUL and CLUMSY.

household cats are fairly efficient killing machines themselves when they can be arsed, and tigers are just mega extreme versions of that

and i reckon killing stuff for PLAY is hard

 

[Safe.]

household cats are fairly efficient killing machines themselves when they can be arsed, and tigers are just mega extreme versions of that

and i reckon killing stuff for PLAY is hard

I don't think he's seen Cats and Dogs the movie.

 

[Bluejuice]

you are infact, correct

i'm in a bit of a QUANDARY now........i may need to think long and hard about whether an entrant which is essentially, more than one creature, should be allowed to continue

Well it doesn't really make a difference does it, seeing as the Jellyfish is HISTORY in this competition anyway

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

there's only 6 votes in it and don't discard the australian influence, aswell as the DRUNKEN votes tonight

NOTHING is certain in this competition, it's non-stop action

 

[sir albion]

It's a f***ing CAT. A domestic house pet. It probably hurts people by PLAYING, just as my cat does. This isn't HARD, it's PLAYFUL and CLUMSY.

Funny that a stroke of its paw round your face would kill you

Domestic house pet

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

just to throw a bit of a curve ball that contradicts everything i've said re. tigers

don't LOADS of americans have tigers as pets

 

[sir albion]

just to throw a bit of a curve ball that contradicts everything i've said re. tigers

don't LOADS of americans have tigers as pets

I recall mike tyson having one in which at 1 he had to get rid as he was getting mawled

Massive diffrence between wild animals and animals who have been hand reared

 

[sam86]

Look, domestic cat, not one, but six (possible seven) -

Awww, let me give you a rub -

And for some reason this image won't print, but look at it!

http://api.ning.com/files/6hiQ4NVel53Y*5LIPJAqPDxVB*fiF*OeYToiPk9vpDYr-8aLWlcrUpm7A0KMnxdH3RZrQTcV47X80RKXeWMILGw6yi5q-pr7/pet_tiger.jpg

PATHETIC.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

you can't judge an animals behaviour on what they're like in CAPTIVITY

go into a jungle and try to give a tiger a hug, go on, i dare you

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

********last day of voting*********

an overnight SURGE for the massive snakey bastard and it seems like it's cemented it's place in the SWEET SIXTEEN round

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

less than an hour before the first group closes

just to clarify this is how the tournament works


-Polls close automatically (48 hours after they started), and will close one by one from A-H

-Top Two from each group qualify for the next round

-In the event of a tie, a 15-minute play-off will occur between the two drawing beasts

-the draw for the 2nd round, and subsequent rounds is explained below

SAVAGE SIXTEEN ROUND

SS1- Winner Group A vs Runner Up Group B
SS2- Runner Up Group A vs Winner Group B
SS3- Winner Group C vs Runner Up Group D
SS4- Runner Up Group C vs Winner Group D
SS5- Winner Group E vs Runner Up Group F
SS6- Runner Up Group E vs Winner Group F
SS7- Winner Group G vs Runner Up Group H
SS8- Runner Up Group G vs Winner Group H

EVIL EIGHT ROUND

EE1-Winner SS1 vs Winner SS8
EE2-Winner SS2 vs Winner SS7
EE3-Winner SS3 vs Winner SS6
EE4-Winner SS4 vs Winner SS5

FEROCIOUS FOUR ROUND

FF1 Winner EE1 vs Winner EE4
FF2 Winner EE2 vs Winner EE3

ANIMAL BOWL

Winner FF1 vs Winner FF2

 

[Bry Nylon]

So if the Cassowary manages to K/O the elephant in the knock 'em down drag 'em out slugfest currently raging in Group D, its gonna have to go toe-to-toe with the 'Hard for 3 million years' Crocobastard.

A true test of character and hardness.