2 hours left, for Suarez to respond to biting charge (by 9pm)

[desprateseagull]

Will he..

Accept it, and leave world cup?

Claim self defence / 'footballing incident'?

Deny all knowledge..

Or bite FITA in the ass..

 

[jakarta]

I'm sure he will nip in with an appeal at the last moment.....

 

[martyn20]

Luis Suarez claims bite on Giorgio Chiellini was 'casual play' and World Cup ban is English and Italian conspiracy

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...up-ban-is-English-and-Italian-conspiracy.html

 

[Silk]

Bite me

 

[surrey jim]

Complain that his pre match meal wasn't MEATY enough and that he fancied an ITALIAN, dinner not salad.

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

many,many years ago,a fight broke out in a chinese restaurant in Newhaven,someone stabbed a copper with a fork

later in court when asked to explain his actions he replied "I thought he was a sausage"

just an idea

 

[DNB_Seagull]

Fita?

 

[1066familyman]

Probably posted elsewhere but...

Suarez hoping to play Germany at some point so he can have a shoulder of Lahm.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

My molar on the inside says he won't. If there were odds, not sure I'd have a nibble.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Looks like the Uruguayans will just deny Suarez bit Giorgio Chiellini.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28026610

Expect something along the lines of 'Lois accidentally ran into Chiellini's shoulder with his mouth open & then took a slap in the face'. Should be a minimum 12 game international ban but there is always a nagging doubt with FIFA.

 

[Willy Dangle]

Depends if someone throws a few yachts at the disciplinary board.

 

[Dan Aitch]

Allegations from the Uruguay camp that the tooth marks on Chiellini's shoulder were a pre-existing scar.

 

[Triggaaar]

It seems it was England's fault. I am ashamed.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Liverpool are probably wishing they had cashed in. Do they have they balls to sack their prize asset if he is banned for a long period or at least, withold his wages?

 

[Hugo Rune]

It seems it was England's fault. I am ashamed.

After our shock exit this is another extraordinary body body blow to take. Blatter should get off his fat arse and ban England from international football for as long as it takes to get our press to tow the line. Poor poor Lois, maybe he should join Hacked Off and lead the fight against the british media or better still, start his own campaign group called Bitten Off.

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

After our shock exit this is another extraordinary body body blow to take. Blatter should get off his fat arse and ban England from international football for as long as it takes to get our press to tow the line. Poor poor Lois, maybe he should join Hacked Off and lead the fight against the british media or better still, start his own campaign group called Bitten Off.

Would the campaign ensure that people were kept updated but not over burdened with information by ensuring they provided bite sized updates?

 

[Phat Baz 68]

There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth if he doesn't hurry up the bucked toothed gimp licker !!!

 

[Norman Potting]

Jim'll paint it is on the case already

http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/

 

[Hugo Rune]

Would the campaign ensure that people were kept updated but not over burdened with information by ensuring they provided bite sized updates?

Yes, naturally.

The group would essentially be the mouth piece for foreign footballers based in the U.K allowing them to fight and challene criticism they receive from the English press and media. There would be monthly meetings held where the likes of Suarez would chew the fat with his fellow foreigners about how unfair our press are. This campaign group would need to be given some teeth however with some sort of anti-discrimination legislation.

 

[Machiavelli]

Liverpool are probably wishing they had cashed in. Do they have they balls to sack their prize asset if he is banned for a long period or at least, withold his wages?

They'll snap up the opportunity to offload him to Real Madrid for a £100m.