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2 hours left, for Suarez to respond to biting charge (by 9pm)













surrey jim

Not in Surrey
Aug 2, 2005
18,162
Bevendean
Complain that his pre match meal wasn't MEATY enough and that he fancied an ITALIAN, dinner not salad.
 




Gregory2Smith1

J'les aurai!
Sep 21, 2011
5,476
Auch
many,many years ago,a fight broke out in a chinese restaurant in Newhaven,someone stabbed a copper with a fork

later in court when asked to explain his actions he replied "I thought he was a sausage"

just an idea
 




1066familyman

Radio User
Jan 15, 2008
15,233
Probably posted elsewhere but...

Suarez hoping to play Germany at some point so he can have a shoulder of Lahm.
 






Hugo Rune

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Feb 23, 2012
23,674
Brighton
Looks like the Uruguayans will just deny Suarez bit Giorgio Chiellini.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28026610

Expect something along the lines of 'Lois accidentally ran into Chiellini's shoulder with his mouth open & then took a slap in the face'. Should be a minimum 12 game international ban but there is always a nagging doubt with FIFA.
 


Willy Dangle

New member
Aug 31, 2011
3,551
Depends if someone throws a few yachts at the disciplinary board.
 




Dan Aitch

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May 31, 2013
2,287
Allegations from the Uruguay camp that the tooth marks on Chiellini's shoulder were a pre-existing scar. :wanker:
 


Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
53,135
Goldstone
It seems it was England's fault. I am ashamed.
 






Hugo Rune

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Feb 23, 2012
23,674
Brighton
It seems it was England's fault. I am ashamed.

After our shock exit this is another extraordinary body body blow to take. Blatter should get off his fat arse and ban England from international football for as long as it takes to get our press to tow the line. Poor poor Lois, maybe he should join Hacked Off and lead the fight against the british media or better still, start his own campaign group called Bitten Off.
 


Paul Reids Sock

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Nov 3, 2004
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Paul Reids boot
After our shock exit this is another extraordinary body body blow to take. Blatter should get off his fat arse and ban England from international football for as long as it takes to get our press to tow the line. Poor poor Lois, maybe he should join Hacked Off and lead the fight against the british media or better still, start his own campaign group called Bitten Off.

Would the campaign ensure that people were kept updated but not over burdened with information by ensuring they provided bite sized updates?
 


Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !
Apr 16, 2011
5,026
There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth if he doesn't hurry up the bucked toothed gimp licker !!!
 






Hugo Rune

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Feb 23, 2012
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Brighton
Would the campaign ensure that people were kept updated but not over burdened with information by ensuring they provided bite sized updates?

Yes, naturally.

The group would essentially be the mouth piece for foreign footballers based in the U.K allowing them to fight and challene criticism they receive from the English press and media. There would be monthly meetings held where the likes of Suarez would chew the fat with his fellow foreigners about how unfair our press are. This campaign group would need to be given some teeth however with some sort of anti-discrimination legislation.
 




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