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Reading this binfestery and laughing at the term bed wetters, it got me thinking about the labels that get applied on here. Having recently read the last Dan Brown novel, and wondering what the bed wetters really were, I thought I’d map them against the circles of NSC hell:
First circle (Limbo). JCLs, not baptized in the cauldron of fire that was The Goldstone.
Second circle (Lust). Everybody, when they’re talking about Rachel Riley.
Third circle (Gluttony). Pompey, only where they are now due to their cheating.
Fourth circle (Greed). Poyet, moving on to Leeds as soon as Sunderland are down.
Fifth circle (Wrath). Jamie, putting his pizzas into his skips.
Sixth circle (Heresy). Bed Wetters, no faith, total lack of perspective, two days before the end of the window giving up their season tickets.
Seventh circle (Violence). Handbags regularly weilded by hoolies and homophobes that visit us from the North.
Eighth circle (Fraud). Palace, only where they are due to extreme cheating.
Ninth circle (Treachery). Bellotti and Archer, sitting on Satan’s bonfire.
First circle (Limbo). JCLs, not baptized in the cauldron of fire that was The Goldstone.
Second circle (Lust). Everybody, when they’re talking about Rachel Riley.
Third circle (Gluttony). Pompey, only where they are now due to their cheating.
Fourth circle (Greed). Poyet, moving on to Leeds as soon as Sunderland are down.
Fifth circle (Wrath). Jamie, putting his pizzas into his skips.
Sixth circle (Heresy). Bed Wetters, no faith, total lack of perspective, two days before the end of the window giving up their season tickets.
Seventh circle (Violence). Handbags regularly weilded by hoolies and homophobes that visit us from the North.
Eighth circle (Fraud). Palace, only where they are due to extreme cheating.
Ninth circle (Treachery). Bellotti and Archer, sitting on Satan’s bonfire.