2 0 clocker birds

[Napper]

How many you got on your phone ?

or

Are you a 2 ' clocker for someone else ?


The late night booty calls.....

 

[Buzzer]

How many you got on your phone ?

or

Are you a 2 ' clocker for someone else ?


The late night booty calls.....

Que?

 

[Napper]

2 'o clockers - a bird/bloke who you dont want to spend anytime with other than when you are drunk. You can text or call when you cant get anything better and if possible will travel to your gaff to have drunken sex.
Part of the deal is they don't hang about the next day , ideally gone by 4am

 

[Monkster]

 

[Buzzer]

2 'o clockers - a bird/bloke who you dont want to spend anytime with other than when you are drunk. You can text or call when you cant get anything better and if possible will travel to your gaff to have drunken sex.
Part of the deal is they don't hang about the next day , ideally gone by 4am

All seems a bit of a palaver for 2 in the morning. Can't you just boot up the pc and crack one off to moonlighting-dinnerladies.com?

 

[Napper]

haha just me then (well pre GF)

Obviously I was the only geezer with needs that didnt want the whole package

 

[7:18]

aren't there two pancakes?

 

[Clothes Peg]

aren't there two pancakes?

Aren't those drop scones anyway? Pancakes are generally larger right?

 

[MOWTCHOPS]

lol

 

[Monkster]

lol

LOL M8T

 

[Man of Harveys]

Why do those pancakes have LIPS?

 

[Clothes Peg]

Whilst doing some research on pancakes I came accross this. Soooo random.

 

[Trufflehound]

Why do those pancakes have LIPS?

Perhaps they're Dutch pancakes, with two lips from Amsterdam?

 

[Meade's Ball]

That two-eared uncomplainer died a few years ago, didn't it. I don't really wallow in the pools of pity many norms drown in when celebrities die, but Oolong maybe mattered more than most to me.

Oolong RIP.

 

[Man of Harveys]

wtf...

 

[Man of Harveys]

scheisse

 

[Yoda]

I've just spat coke all over my screen.

 

[Race]

aint that his real hare

 

[magoo]

Whilst doing some research on pancakes I came accross this. Soooo random.

Pancake? With Sausage? And chocolate?? the DIRTY BASTARDS!

 

[Buzzer]

Man of Harveys - you sir, are a comedy genius. Brilliant