chucky1973
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Need to break this partnership up ASAP, they could run away with this
Need to break this partnership up ASAP, they could run away with this
There's nothing more satisfying than bowling an absolute TURD delivery and getting a wicket from it.
Indeed. You can't polish a turd but you can cover it in glitter.
As long as it's fairly solid you could try putting a ribbon round it as well.
My favourite is "I think I'll try a yorker", 5 seconds later you see a full toss CLATTER into leg stump halfway up.
I once slipped with the ball and it came out and rolled down the track like a round red tortoise on ketamine before gently tapping the batsman on the boot. They gave him out LBW. The batsman was livid. He looked like someone had stolen his lunch money.
I have a nasty feeling Dernbach could go for a few on this pitch (I hope not)
JADE goes for 10 more... 8-0-57-0
No ball.
3rd umpire you are a joke that was out
3rd umpire you are a joke that was out