Sandwiches: 59 Peanutbutter cheese sandwiches in 10 minutes on June 19, 2005
Waffles: 18.5 Waffles (8 oz.) in 10 minutes at Waffle House in Atlanta, GA, on September 4, 2005.
Grilled Cheese Sandwiches: 47 sandwiches in 10 minutes at the Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas, NV on June 10, 2006.
Pork Ribs: 8.4 pounds pork rib meat in 12 minutes at Chinook Winds on July 16, 2006.
Horseshoe Sandwiches: 6 pounds, 5 ounces of horseshoe sandwiches at the Illinois State Fair on August 12, 2006.
Gyoza: 212 chicken and vegetable gyoza during Nisei Week in Little Tokyo in 10 minutes on August 19, 2006.
Pulled Pork: 9 pounds, 6 ounces in 10 minutes in Council Bluffs, IA on September 16, 2006.
Chicken Wings: 182 Wings at Wing Bowl XV in Philadelphia, PA, on February 2, 2007.
Asparagus: 8.6 pounds of tempura-fried asparagus at the Asparagus Festival in Stockton, CA, on April 28, 2007.
Chicken Wings: 7.05 pounds of Wings in 12 minutes in New York City on May 21, 2007.
Hot Dogs: 66 hot dogs in 12 minutes in Coney Island, Brooklyn, NY on July 4, 2007.
Hamburgers: 103 Krystal Hamburgers in 8 minutes on October 28, 2007.
Oddly, it's not usually the huge fat bastard who wins those contests, but some runt who probably just happens to have a straight and wide large intestine.