101 Uses for Norman Baker

[Uncle Spielberg]

1. A Hatstand
2. A Wind block
3. To walk by your side and make you look handsome
4....
5....

 

[Bez]

5. Footings for the main stand at Falmer

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

4. Something to wipe your shoes on when you walk in dog shit.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

6. Punching bag

 

[Man of Harveys]

6. A wanksock

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

A crash test dummy

 

[TSB]

6. First aid dummy
7. John Lee's body double
8.Poison tester

 

[hans kraay fan club]

8. Frivolous waster of taxpayers cash. Oh.

 

[Trufflehound]

10. Dartboard

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

6. First aid dummy
7. John Lee's body double
8.Poison tester

No - not a First Aid dummy. That could mean having to administer CPR to him, and that doesn't bear thinking about.

A munitions testing dummy, now that's a different thing completely!

A willing volunteer for Resistance to Interrogation training, with a fully completed legal waiver, and dispensation for the occasional skeletal "break" would be lovely. Will they throw in a broken CCTV camera as well?

 

[Beach Hut]

11. Golf Tee

 

[Hunting 784561]

12.To scare children at Halloween

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

An armchair

 

[Barrel of Fun]

13. Flood defence

 

[Da Man Clay]

A male prison sex toy.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

A male prison sex toy.

Don't want to take away Kinky's only line of employment!

 

[JJ McClure]

15. Used chewing gum disposal. Rather than littering the streets, stick your used gum on good old Norm.

 

[colinpants]

A pit prop..

 

[The Large One]

17. Entertainments Officer at Lewes Prison

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

egg target