101 things to do before you die

[NMH]

Get arrested for something extremely silly, so you can re-tell it in court, and have another good laugh.

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

13) Run away and join the circus.
14) Leave the circus, citing irreconcilable differences with the elephants.
15) Run home.

 

[Tim]

Kick the crap out of a palase fan

 

[withdeanwombat]

Rest for an hour a day in a kangaroo pouch full of stolen coins and a doll that's Prince Charles with a new afro.

Done it.

 

[TSB]

outfart michael moore

 

[withdeanwombat]

Die?......That's the last thing I'll do!