101 reasons why Bridcutt should join Sunderland.

[Mackenzie]

1. Geographically Sunderland is virtually part of Liam's native Scotland. The wee fella will certainly be accepted more by his fellow countrymen when playing internationals now that he's joining a Scottish club.

2. Sunderland play in red and white stripes like Stoke, their name also begins with the letter 's' just like Stoke. Liam's tigerish tackling is well suited to Tony Pulis's Stoke style therefore I can see him being a huge hit at such a similar club.

...over to you

 

[hans kraay fan club]

3. Because he craves silverware, and Sunderland will be favourites for next year's Championship title.

 

[Footsoldier]

He's only going because of Poyet.

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

4. Nearby Middlesbrough sells Parmos

 

[Mackenzie]

5. If you rearrange some of the letters in Liam's name, and add a few others, it is actually an anagram of Mackem.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

6. To ensure more game time for Rohan.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

7. A chance to receive higher wages and hopefully set himself up for 50 years after football without a stable income.

 

[MattBackHome]

8. Vociferous, passionate & vocal support.

 

[rcf0712]

9. Because he's supposedly put in a transfer request and Tony will get us a fair price for him

 

[GingerBeerMan]

8. To show he can perform in a higher league, hopefully with a view to move to a Premier League club if Sunderland do get relegated.

 

[SB005]

9. It's inevitable that Lee Cattermole will be suspended at least another five times this season so Liam knows he will get plenty of opportunities

 

[TSB]

10. His best friend at the club is Kazenga Lua Lua. Kaz is fond of Liam's sister, who will also be making the move to the North East, and has told Liam that he's looking for somewhere to stay and play spin the bottle when he visits relatives in Newcastle.

 

[vegster]

11, It will end all the Bridcutt based binfestery

 

[Return of the Rev]

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LIAM WAS BORN IN READING ON 8TH MAY 1989 THE DAY BRITISH RAIL WORKERS WENT ON STRIKE,SWINDON AT THAT TIME WERE RIVALS OF READING AND ALSO A BIG RAILWAY TOWN,TWO DAYS BE FORE LIAM WAS BORN SWINDON BEAT STOKE CITY 3-0 THE DAY AFTER SUNDERLAND BEAT ROTHERHAM 4-1 ALSO A +3 GOAL DIFFERENCE HENCE THE SAYING IF YOU ARE ON THE MOORS AND SEE A BLACK CAT YOU BETTER SIGN LIAM BRIDCUTT

 

[Postman Pat]

13. On 18 April 2008, the Sunderland Aquatic Centre was opened. Constructed at a cost of £20 million, it is the only Olympic sized 50 m pool between Leeds and Edinburgh and has six diving boards, which stand at 1 m, 3 m and 5m.... so there may be a future place on Splash! with Tom Daley in the offing.

 

[Mackenzie]

14. Liam's stocky little body will cope well with the blustery conditions associated with Sunderland.

 

[Leo's Goatee]

15. So he can play with world class players such as Bardsley & Colback

 

[The Large One]

1. Geographically Sunderland is virtually part of Liam's native Scotland. The wee fella will certainly be accepted more by his fellow countrymen when playing internationals now that he's joining a Scottish club.

2. Sunderland play in red and white stripes like Stoke, their name also begins with the letter 's' just like Stoke. Liam's tigerish tackling is well suited to Tony Pulis's Stoke style therefore I can see him being a huge hit at such a similar club.

...over to you

He's not a native of Scotland. He's a native of Reading, which admittedly is closer to Scotland, but only a bit.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

15. Because it's the birthplace of elusive and little-known songstress Emelie Sandé. Moving there may increase his chances of seeing the reclusive chanteuse and of hearing some of her rarely played hits.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

He's not a native of Scotland. He's a native of Reading, which admittedly is closer to Scotland, but only a bit.

Oh ALAN, you haven't just been whooshed, have you??