100 great things about Gus Poyet......

[Giraffe]

A ten inch cock and buttocks as firm as a pair of melons

 

[hans kraay fan club]

He has the standing in the game, to attract good players to our club.

 

[cjd]

He has never been wrong........ever.

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

Gus Poyet is magic, he wears a Magic Hat.
And when he saw the football league he said 'I'm having that'

 

[JetsetJimbo]

Should Gus ever have reason to give you a nasty look, there's a very real chance you might burst into flames. Is it shame? Some magic Gus power? Nobody knows.

 

[The Large One]

• At each match, he has perfected the 'waiter just finished his shift' look
• He likes to swear over a public address system
• He proved that the ex-Tranmere's goalie's side does indeed look like Dagenham & Redbridge when Lambert and Lallana aren't playing
• He liked to lead the crowd's applause - usually of the match officials
• Ooooh, just the way his side pissed League One last season, ya know...

 

[Chicken Runner61]

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

He loves a bit of Two Choices.

 

[severnside gull]

'ees complicated!






can't believe it took until page 2

 

[Simster]

He correctly identified Southampton as Dagenham and Redbridge but with a good striker, and then proved it by beating them with ease once said striker had been rightly sent off.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

He wears the same white shirt at every game.

 

[The Large One]

• He proved that the ex-Tranmere's goalie's side does indeed look like Dagenham & Redbridge when Lambert and Lallana aren't playing

He correctly identified Southampton as Dagenham and Redbridge but with a good striker, and then proved it by beating them with ease once said striker had been rightly sent off.

Get your own damn love lines.

 

[Sam Ovett]

He's very tall

 

[Albion_Dave]

He likes nothing better on match days than sitting in the North Stand in his Puffa jacket singing "Gus Poyet's Blue and White Army".

 

[Hungry Joe]

He turned up at Lancing for a reserve game in a pretty dashing tan leather jacket, looking slightly like a waiter who'd just finished his shift
He can heal eczema and dermatitis just by shining his teeth on the affected area
His relationships with Tano and Oatway are the very essence of Metrosexual
He can play keepy-uppy with his wife all night without recourse to pharmaceuticals
He doesn't look like Postman Pat

 

[NMH]

He has been on telly a lot, so he's quite famous.

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

He comes and stands next to my seat when in a strop with officials.

 

[JCL - the new kid in town]

He has lasted longer than the average 10.5 months tenure of a championship club manager

Lets hope for 10.5 years although not all in the championship

 

[catfish]

He's in touch with his feminine side.

 

[Paskman]

His touch can cure scrofula