Daddies_Sauce
Falmer WSL, not a JCL
- Jun 27, 2008
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Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Must have picked the wrong porn site
ifuhatepalacestandup
New member
Whitterz
Mmmmm? Marvellous
I had this the other day also. Restart your computer, keep hitting the F8 key. You will then need to load windows in "Safe mode with networking" , run a spybot program and get it scanned. Malwarebytes is a good program which helped me find the virus that other programs didnt.
Puppet Master
non sequitur
- Aug 14, 2012
- 4,056
So you've been watching animal porn
If it's £100 for animal porn, I'll probably have to take out a mortgage for what I have on my laptop, there's at least two Satan's Breakfasts and a Boston Pancake.
Worthingite
Sexy Pete... :D
I'm terrified to ask - but what is a Satans Breakfast?
Shropshire Seagull
Well-known member
New virus called "Ransomware"
Its harmless but high in nuisence value - don't pay anything for goodness sake.
All thats happened is its put a package in your "Startup" folder so its runs every time you restart
The "Safe Mode" may also be affected as the latest variant of this causes a safe mode start up to cancel and reboot.
Google "Ukash virus" for latest resolution.
.... and keep away from them dodgy [should that be doggy?] sites ...
Its harmless but high in nuisence value - don't pay anything for goodness sake.
All thats happened is its put a package in your "Startup" folder so its runs every time you restart
The "Safe Mode" may also be affected as the latest variant of this causes a safe mode start up to cancel and reboot.
Google "Ukash virus" for latest resolution.
.... and keep away from them dodgy [should that be doggy?] sites ...
Philzo-93
Well-known member
It's popular in certain gay circles and in Germany amongst poopophiles.
The pooper squats over the mouth of the poopee, and delivers a log.
Call me an old fashioned romantic if you must, but it doesn't give me wood.
Worthingite
Sexy Pete... :D
Interesting. Probably explains why google was so reticent to give up any information on it!
banjo
GOSBTS
Manx Shearwater
New member
You see? Now I'm going to drop 'Satan's Breakfast' into a casual conversation in order to extract a laugh from said conversation, and then my girlfriend will ask "what's that?" and when I explain I will get the third degree on how come I know this.
chucky1973
New member
this thread is whats commonly called "fanning the fire" for fans of visiting teams.
I was just about to eat a hot dog. will now stick with just fruit.
I was just about to eat a hot dog. will now stick with just fruit.
Completely off-topic Manx. Been dying to know what/who your avatar is? Can you enlighten me.......
Manx Shearwater
New member
Its some arl pic I 'found' on the interweb. Its bears such a striking similarity to me that I decided to use it.
There, corrected it for you !
Puppet Master
non sequitur
- Aug 14, 2012
- 4,056
Oh. Is that it?
Yup, not as creative as a Boston Pancake, or as challenging as DVDA.
Box of Frogs
Zamoras Left Boot
These are also a mystery to me. I think!