[News] 1 in 10 'Lewis' sausage rolls in their tea.

[Motogull]

What’s the Lewis connection bit? Don’t understand sorry

You've got to be shitting!

Back to this. I wouldn't touch either, let alone together.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Might be the case for those uncultured Northerners in Greggs homeland with their cheap sausage rolls but surely nobody down here is going to be dunking an artisan sausage roll made with pork from rare breed pigs in a cuppa. If they said in an oat milk latte then that's another matter.

You should see some of the sausage rolls in Grainger Market.
No, that's not a euphemism.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

I could dunk a sausage roll in French onion soup

 

[Bold Seagull]

I guarantee these absolute heathens also stand up to wipe.

From the back or front?

 

[portlock seagull]

You've got to be shitting!

Back to this. I wouldn't touch either, let alone together.

In English please?

 

[Motogull]

1. Lewis Dunk.

2. Can't stand sausage rolls or milked tea.

 

[theboybilly]

But if you stand up yer cheeks will close, right? Right?!

Sat on the loo it's all open and easy access.

Stand wiping is madness, madness I tells ya!

A 'Happypo portable bidet is your friend here. Why not have a clean bum rather than (in Viz's words') chasing sh*t around and still not being clean'. No need for reams of bog roll either

 

[HeaviestTed]

I guarantee these absolute heathens also stand up to wipe.

People bother wiping?