The North Stand Chat Arms

Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003

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• May 2, 2006

• #1

I am opening up a virtual pub. The pub will be open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. People can come in and out as they please and have a chat and a drink with other members who may be in the pub at that time or invite members to join them in the pub.

The pub will be known as the North Stand Chat Arms.

Snacks will be on the bar and it will serve a full list of beers, wines and spirits.

People can come in and discuss anything they want, football, cinema, music, tv. food, drink, sex, relationships what ever they want.

So the pub and bar is open.

Barman can I have a pint of Guinness please. I will wait and see who comes in today.

 

Biscuit

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Jul 8, 2003

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blockhseagull

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Jan 30, 2006

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• May 2, 2006

• #3

I'll have a stella !!!

 

Uncle Spielberg

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Biscuit - what did you think of the performance Sunday

 

Meade's Ball

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Hither (sometimes Thither)

• May 2, 2006

• #5

I cannae drink. But, by chemical jingo, i wouldn't half bowl with a modern edam and eat the proceeds.

 

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John Dorian

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Jul 17, 2003

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• May 2, 2006

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pint of carlsberg before i pop out to the shops.....hows things US ? day off today ?

 

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CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG

Jul 5, 2003

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• May 2, 2006

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Can I just use the toilet? I would stop for a pint but it smells like geeks in here.

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

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Dec 4, 2003

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• May 2, 2006

• #8

pint of harveys best please GUV'

 

Biscuit

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Jul 8, 2003

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• May 2, 2006

• #9

Uncle Spielberg said:

Biscuit - what did you think of the performance Sunday

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Dire.

No one seemed to be able to get hold of the ball and do something creative.

Can I get you a drink? I'm off any minute. Meet you later for DARTS.

 

jonny.rainbow

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Oct 29, 2005

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• May 2, 2006

• #10

Ex-cuze me can I uze yor Men's Room pleeeze?

 

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enigma

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• May 2, 2006

• #11

ChapmansThe Saviour said:

Can I just use the toilet? I would stop for a pint but it smells like geeks in here.

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Uncle Spielberg

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I'm still on my pint, want to pace myself. Play you at darts later. Someone put some music on the jukebox. Do they have any Coldplay

Rodders I am at work but finding it hard to get going

 

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Stinky Kat

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Oct 27, 2004

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• May 2, 2006

• #13

This is a robbery, everybody stay calm and hand over your cash

 

Uncle Spielberg

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Did anyone see Wife Swap last night , that big black bloke was a total prick.

 

Biscuit

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Stinky Kat said:

This is a robbery, everybody stay calm and hand over your cash

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Lobs dart catching Stinky Kat between the eyes.

I'm off. You ALL owe me one later.

 

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blockhseagull

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Jan 30, 2006

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• May 2, 2006

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Stinky Kat said:

This is a robbery, everybody stay calm and hand over your cash

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Someone put the Fun Lovin Criminals on the jukebox ?

 

Meade's Ball

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• May 2, 2006

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ChapmansThe Saviour said:

Can I just use the toilet? I would stop for a pint but it smells like geeks in here.

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I'll hand you a naughty pill on your way through that may make your throat rough and woody.

 

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John Dorian

Glass Case of EMOTION

Jul 17, 2003

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• May 2, 2006

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Wel...(finishing his pint) im off......going to the newsagents....anyone want anything whilst im there ?

 

Commander

Arrogant Prat

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Apr 28, 2004

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• May 2, 2006

• #19

Pint of Stella please. Got any nuts?

 

Uncle Spielberg

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Anyone seen Easy 10 around

So whats the verdict should McGhee go