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whats the difference between michael jackson and alex ferguson ?
fergie will be playing giggs in august !
fergie will be playing giggs in august !
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HellBilly
undertakers have confirmed michael jackson will be melted down and used to make toys.This way the kids can play with him for a change
Uncle Spielberg
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f*** OFF 
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HellBilly
f*** OFF
you said on another thread "Jackson was bizarre, different but thats the nature of humanity, turn on something different as it makes them feel better"
So he can be bizarre,different and thats the nature of humanity !
why not anyone else with a bizarre,different sense of humour or opinion !
Uncle Spielberg
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The sick jokes are just so f***ing predictable and old hat and more imoprtantly NONE of them are f***ing remotely funny.
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apparently , while trying to revive him,one doctor turned to the other and said "so you wanna be starting somethin , so you wanna be starting something !!"
S'hampton Seagull
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The one about Giggs is a little funny. Go on, admit it.
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HellBilly
there a matter of taste...
I respect your opinion and thoughts and im sorry if you dont like mine or other peoples thats your choice. I would not tell you to f*** off though if i did not like your opinion or comment. I understand that people are different for different reasons.
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Reports of Jackson dying of a heart attack are incorrect.
He was found in the childrens ward, having a stroke.
He was found in the childrens ward, having a stroke.
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Tyrone Biggums
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Michael Jackson is on a cruise ship which has 100 boy scouts on it.
Sometime during the night the ship starts sinking.
The Captain shouts out to Jackson "Get in a lifeboat and save yourself!"
Jackson replies "but Captain what about the boy scouts?"
The Captain shouts back " f*** EM! "
To which Jackson replies " Do you think we'll have enough time for that Captain?"
Sometime during the night the ship starts sinking.
The Captain shouts out to Jackson "Get in a lifeboat and save yourself!"
Jackson replies "but Captain what about the boy scouts?"
The Captain shouts back " f*** EM! "
To which Jackson replies " Do you think we'll have enough time for that Captain?"
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last time michael jackson was this stiff macaulay culkin was staying over !!
The Large One
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a supermarket carrier bag?
One is made of plastic and is harmful to children, the other you carry your shopping home in.
One is made of plastic and is harmful to children, the other you carry your shopping home in.
Tyrone Biggums
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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne doesn't come on your face until puberty
Acne doesn't come on your face until puberty
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R.I.Peado
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Michael jackson took his last holiday in Florida , he went to Tampa with the kids !!!
Gazwag
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Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson were in the big queue at the pearly gates,
"I'm bored say Michael"
"its ok says Farrah, I have my personal DVD player and a selection of DVD's, how do you fancy I get Aladdin"
"Better not", say Michael, "I might not get let in"
Sorry I made that one up myself
"I'm bored say Michael"
"its ok says Farrah, I have my personal DVD player and a selection of DVD's, how do you fancy I get Aladdin"
"Better not", say Michael, "I might not get let in"
Sorry I made that one up myself
Monsieur Le Plonk
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LA Police have now been round to Neverland.
It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom and Class 4C in his bedroom
It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom and Class 4C in his bedroom
Monsieur Le Plonk
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Others say Jacko died of a heart attack - he discovered that boys II men was a band, not a delivery service
Garage_Doors
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Say what you like about Michael, but at least he slows down when driving past schools.