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Arguably gets a bad rep for extra-marital Morrissey-bothering, given that Les Dennis also cheated on his first wife with Sophie "Ace from Doctor Who" Aldred.

Bad weekend for old Varndeanians Russell Martin and Lewis Dunk

Was that the Duckpond market, @AmexRuislip? Didn’t know they had that sort of produce.

I’m not sure if this is quite right. When we removed Melissa Phillips as women’s coach quickly and surgically it was because the data wasn’t pointing in the right direction, even though we weren’t in real danger in the WSL. I wonder if the same thought has been entertained high up in the West Stand.

Hoping it catches on.

The directors’ box must have entertained the thought by now. You can’t compete at the top level with a German exchange student in charge. It’s going to happen eventually: might as well do it now.

We are brilliant and playing free flowing gorgeousness, they are hopeless. So, next month. Brighton 0-1 Crystal Palace. There's no doubt in my mind it will happen.

Did Adele say yes? And will Dan (I think it was Dan) recount in the wedding speech how he got Richard Reynolds to ask his future wife for her hand in marriage at half time in a score-draw against Nottingham Forest?

It was… ok. Minteh and Osman look good. Cozier Duberry should have scored but hit the side netting. Nothing to fear with Baleba and JP at the back but there was generally nothing to fear from QPR whatsoever. I hope whoever it was who was passed out in the gents at 2.40pm is ok. Pace yourself...

This sort of proves why I didn’t want to know about RDZ’s political or personal opinions while he was our manager. This is a horrible move.

Champo at Lord's is one of the best value days out there is. Stands depend which side of the square the pitch is on. They will open either the Edrich/Mound/Tavern stands or the Compton and Grand stands. The pavilion, Warner and Allen stands are always open for members (and Sussex members can...

Both teams have employed Russell Osman and Ivar Ingimarsson, but only one has won the UEFA Cup. Sadly it's not us.

The Lord's match against Middlesex starting on Friday will be a bit TASTY. Not only is it a top of the table clash featuring Sussex captain John Simpson against his old club; it's Jack Carson against his ex girlfriend's dad, Ian Salisbury, who was sacked from Sussex in mysterious circumstances...

I think we ought to bring the improbably-named Zach Lion-Cachet into the top order for the Middlesex game to replace Clark. He's an opening bat on a rookie contract who scored 2x 50s in the last second eleven game.

After absorbing a lot of the post-Klopp and post RDZ coverage: a thought. Liverpool had this figure who was there for a long term, took the city to his heart, and improved the performance of the club. It was easy for Liverpool supporters to love him because he represented the club more than...

Russell Martin? Also I don’t get the criticism of the club making a profit in this thread and elsewhere. Businesses are supposed to make a profit.

Got to trust the process even if we’re a little bit upset by the process.

Robinson will play 5 of the first 7 champo games. He’s missing two away fixtures. Archer will play in the 2nd xi T20 competition (fun to be had at Horsham and Arundel) before the T20 World Cup. Then maybe some red ball later in the year, fitness permitting. First game tomorrow. Feels like...

They win seven 2-0s and we lose seven 2-0s

The hub is going to need replacing at some point, the mechanics have said, and as it’s a proprietary piece of kit you can’t do that without rebuilding the wheel and you might as well get a new one as it’s done 3k and the spokes keep pinging off. Should be able to get a wheel set for £200 ish...