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  1. Gilliver's Travels

    Predicting the Moans - Falmer Anticipation Thread

    In the not unlikely event that Prezza will actually say Yes, we all know that's just the signal for a lot of things to happen. Not least being some entirely predictable opinions - well, we've all had three years to get ready for the moment - from some of NSC's finest. Salivate as you...
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    Where now for Blair? (For leftie activists only)

    Tony Blair will be attracting more criticism than ever before over the Butler Report - his latest, ill-advised wheeze to pull the wool over the eyes of the British public. But the feeling persists that none of the criticism will actually register on Teflon Tone. One section of the public has...
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    2005 really is going to be Tim's year...

    For giving it all up and... (your suggestions welcome)
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    Henmaphobia - have you got it?

    Some group therapy for Henmaphobes. A chance to share openly what it is so many of us don't like about Timmy. I have to concede that of course he's actually a pretty good tennis player overall, but it's impossible to feel anything other than a pathological loathing for the guy. No single...
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    Get off, Tim?

    Or, maybe, "You're crap Tim?" Anyone know what would happen if someone in the crowd shouted that out? You can do it in footie, but what happens at Wimbledon? Do you get beaten to death with rolled-up Daily Mails? Anyone know? Henhaters watching Timmie serve could of course try adapting the...
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    Falmaphobia claims first woman victim

    Stop Press - New case confirmed (see para 5) Spin doctors advising Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott today admitted he’s been suffering for eighteen months from an extremely rare brain disorder. This compounds the dyslexia which for years has been at the root of his legendary difficulties...
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    Prescott admits new, long-term illness

    Spin doctors advising Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott today admitted he’s been suffering for eighteen months from an extremely rare brain disorder. This compounds the dyslexia which for years has been at the root of his legendary difficulties with expressing himself. Termed Falmaphobia...
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    The Margaret Thatcher is Dead Thread

    As everyone knows, all media organisations keep obituaries at the ready, to wheel out whenever a famous figure dies. The death of Reagan prompts the thought that, judging by her appearance today, his number one UK groupie and mourner in chief cannot herself have too long to go among mere...
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    Swindon in Shock Win

    ... for the Tories. David Brent, Andy King, Tommy Mooney and now this latest humiliation. Turnip Town Torment - will it never end?
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    Swindled Town - another grape, Mr King?

    They really don’t give up, do they! This is from the Whingedon Town official site’s betting news column. “ Odds to win the Second Division outright have caused a stir within the gambling circle and Swindon Town have been set at 9/1 to claim the title. The outcome of Andy King’s close season...
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    GOSBTS - Better than Bubbles?

    The co-ordinated singing of 'Bubbles' today by Hammers fans was amazing, and really atmospheric. But Sussex by the Sea will be awesome tomorrow. As long as everyone remembers to start a bit lower and sing a bit slower than usual. See below!
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    New Falmer song for Sunday

    To the chorus of Y Viva Espana Oh we're back in Division One again But give us our Falmer! We're fed up with singing in the rain So give us our Falmer! 62,000 people made it plain Just one site in Brighton! And if Prescott chucks it down the drain We'll vote Labour no more!
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    What if we don't sell our allocation?

    As long as we top the magic 22,374, does it really matter if we don't sell out? After all, what else would reasonable people expect from a club that's had to turn away 75% of its natural fan base, week in, week out, for seven... whole... years? The main point will still have been made: to...
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    Anyone singing GOSBTS next Sunday?

    Try this. Especially if you’re an official terrace song-starter. In your head - or out loud - pick the highest note you can sing comfortably. That's your GO, as in “GO-ing up and we'll win the Cup” That same GO note, but an octave lower - is the starting note for your Doo-Doos. It really...
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    What a load of whingeing MOANERS!!

    This board has become disfigured by absurdly self-pitying whingers, ALL of whom will get in. Think how it felt with a minute to go on Thursday... I'm sure Swindon supporters would happily swap places.
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    Can YOU sing Sussex by the Sea properly?

    Our club song is fantastic. Everyone loves it. But it's the only song we ALWAYS get wrong. Why? Let's get it right for tomorrow night - and crucially for the Millennium Stadium. How to sing it properly? Three changes needed:- 1 You've got to START LOWER DOWN - otherwise you get those TWO...
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    Swindon have 450 tickets left!

    From their website today - (apologies if already posted here) See http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10341~525194,00.html " Unbelievably there are still just over 450 tickets left for tomorrow’s Sunday showdown with Brighton & Hove Albion in the first leg of the Play...
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    Prescott and new Swindon Stadium - Channel 4 News - NOW

    Separate items, but they're showing Prescott playing footie with kids - AND the Swindon "Eden Project or New Stadium - Prescott to decide" issue. On now! Watch it and comment / use tomorrow?
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    Zamora!!

    Scored after 3 mins
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    Iwelumo!!!

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