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I only buy stainless steel now after living with Brazilians who would use metal forks in the pans despite being told multiple times not too. They also use expensive chef knives to open cans instead of a can opener so all the ends are bent or broken.

I imagine dealing with them is like the negotiation in Bad Santa.

Nope, I remember late one night getting to the platform at Southwick station just as the train started moving. I ran, opened the door and almost slipped under but just managed to haul myself in. I was probably around 17/18 and stupid but never did it again

I don't know why I do it to myself but having lost both parents in the last few years this always wells me up. Isolation and a drinking problem means I play it quite frequently. https://youtu.be/D_P-v1BVQn8

I also wonder how the referees perfomances differ without home crowds getting on their back. I thought Palace got quite a few free kick decisions on Saturday that they may not have under normal circumstances at Old Trafford.

Shhhh no one will notice :wink:

Nice sensible haircuts for our team. Not a man bun in sight.

The Hare

That's fine for the likes of Mr Putdown who is here come rain or shine. These two are only seen when Palace win and just troll IMO. I think they went missing for about three months one time. They add nothing to this board and there have been bans for less trolling than they do.

Are these two Palace trolls going to be tolerated by the mods again this season?

Ryan Dunk Webster Burn Veltman March Bissouma Propper Alzate Trossard Maupay 3-4-2-1

That would be mustard

Jonathan Pearce said it looked like he was holding his groin.

Just trying to get my head around that, despite how well we are run and the facilities we have, we appear to be one of the least attractive teams in the Premier League for our targets to come to if another team is in for them.

I have pretty much come to the conclusion tonight that I can't live without alcohol. Like many before me I have lost the buzz from alcohol and drink more and more each time even though I'm not even enjoying the taste anymore. I appear to be functional but now suffer memory loss of the evening on...

Just a little prick

Get your tits out for the lads.

Oops :D

Take out Dunk and Lallana for Montoya and Bissouma and you have a full side of internationals.

Tonight I'm drinking Skol by the bottle at the equivalent of £6.80 for a crate of 24 x 300ml bottles or R$50 in local currency. For later I found a bottle of JP Chenet Pinot Noir in a local supermarket for a cost R$75. 50% more than all the beers.