Taken from the top of elm Grove, is this the Isle of Wight? The trees on the right hide the fact that there is a clear expanse of sea between it and the mainland.
Is this glandular fever rumour pure speculation generated by NSC which has become fact in some people's heads? Based on him looking a bit peaky and glum during his very occasional appearances on the pitch last season? I have my own theories about that, but don't wish to speculate and be guilty...
My dog interrupted me settling down for a nice lunch on the sofa at home today when I realised he'd left a little turdlet on the carpet which I'd promptly trodden on. He does that a lot, dirty old bugger.
There isn't a rivalry, though. A rivalry has to be two-way, and Chelsea supporters on the whole (*) are so far stuck up their own arses that they have only a vague comprehension of who Brighton are other than that annoying little club that keeps selling them duds at over inflated prices...
Hmm, maybe trying to force the FA's hand by pretending he's gonna sign for a club, so if they want him they better come and get him QUICK! Or maybe all that's just in his head. Or maybe he's just an insufferable ditherer.