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It was reported that a young man exposed himself to two nuns in a Brighton park yesterday. One of the nuns had a stroke but the other couldn't reach! The same two nuns shared a bath today and one of them observed " Where's the soap". The other replied " Yes doesn't it ' :)

See what you did there but they were prone to breaking down whilst looking lovely!

His damaging pace is not straight line but more the lightening stuff over a short distance which allows him to cut into the box and/or get to the by line.

I'm not from the anti Steele camp but thought he could do a little better there.

Always thought this Walter Hill classic from 1981 didn't get enough praise. Very like 'Deliverance' but still very suspenseful and superb eerie slide guitar soundtrack from Ry Cooder :)

This! At the end of May I saw Bruce Dickinson play a solo gig in London. Prior to the show Iron Maiden's manager Rod Smallwood was mingling in the pub with fans. Now bear in mind he lives on Hove seafront too. I politely enquired any chance of Maiden playing at the Amex? In his typical gruff...

I think the biggest problem in the High Schools are the signs saying ' No Running in the hallways '. Really?

This on all accounts. At no point was he remotely fantastic. It's almost like his reputation and potential garnered an ' emperor's new clothes ' syndrome in some of our fans. Well this 'boy' is calling him out as bang average.

I just have this horrible feeling that we've been on too good a run with regard to players and managers with few real missteps. Additionally, we've been the ' 'darlings' of the media and neutrals with how we've played on the field and how we're run off it. My negative side suggests we're due a...

Thank feck we made no attempt to keep him any longer on in the vane hope that he'd come good

Not sure you can count anything with Globetrotters as they were predominantly an exhibition team with most games scripted.

John Hilton winning the European Table Tennis championship in 1980 at odds of 1000-1. His shock win forced a fundamental change in the regulations about bat rubbers in that you must have different colours on each side. Similarly they clamped down on excessive stamping at the point you strike the...

No agreed. I've been to Arsenal last two seasons and this is not only on tv but it's an early kick off which is not so good for decent day out with a few beers. Will probably swap in Fulham.

I've had a brilliant offer from my local fibre broadband provider that stomps all over what I currently get from Sky. However, I do like the Sky Q tv product. My query is that I understand that when using a 3rd party broadband provider the connection from the main Sky Q box to a mini box does...

For potential future reference crunchy or smooth? :)

Hit the horse and/or trainee and forgot she wasn't on Strictly ! :)

Christ! Norwich didn't exercise due diligence with that appointment! :LOL:

Stop complaining. Pulled the loft hatch down couple weeks back and stuck to it was a dead tiny little bat!

Pretty accurate assessment and how I feel. I like "ratty scuffler" and think most teams benefit from one. If he is going I don't think it's unreasonable to get somewhere between £25m to £35m.

Is NSC clever enough to detect women trying to contribute to this thread? :) ???