Never mind winning or losing.
I don't care much either way but f*** me we're going to be playing against Roma.
That's the Roma.
At the Stadio Olimpico.
Former home of the absolutely stupendous Francesco Totti.
They'll hopefully play in that deep red kit.
It's monumental.
BHA playing AS Roma in...
The BHA pretendance equation works just fine and we should just announce that our military forces are greater in number than they really are.
The figure only needs serve to deter anyone thinking of trying it on.
Come real war it won't matter how many fully or half arsed trained combatants any...
I recall reading that one of the major differences between tattooed people and non-tattooed people is that those with tattooes don't tend to moan about the choices of those without.
I'm not bothered where we finish as long as we are not relegated so Wolves passing us doesn't matter to me.
I do however dislike West Ham and Spurs so them both losing is good.
Can you imagine the conversation.
"We can risk our lives and go to Southampton for €7500"
"Or Hull for €7000"
"Or a mystery utopia for €1000"
"Then we must save money, how bad can it be?"
Obviously found all those ambulances in the magic ambulance tree.
I'm hoping they're all back in general circulation now and responding with the same expediency to Sussex's seriously ill.
A beautiful elderly woman with a brilliant smile wearing a brighton and Hove albion shirt sits on a chair in her Iiving room. On the wall behind her are pictures of Royal Navy warships.
Or something like that.
And she's not just an old dear. Ha ha.
I'm usually a helpful sort who would do that but for some reason it kept linking to my own creations.
I had to log out to copy the link.
Always happy to help.
I'll just stick another one on here them I'm done for today.