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Luton 0-2 down Blades 1-3 down...

True. But what do you call the bottom tine on my forks, which I have ground down to a sharp edge so I can use them to cut up things? (Sausages :love: etc) Is it a fife, or a knork?

I believe in German it is Die 18 yard Kasten.

I'd like to be in please.

Didn't Benteke do the same thing for palace a couple of years ago, and missed? :ROFLMAO:

:ffsparr:

I Am Maximus. Wow.

Both goalies playing well.

We used to get ours from a company over the road who used to import parrots and things from the Far East. With the parrots was always a couple of exotic looking chickens. Apparently, if there was any sort of disease, these chickens would get it first, and were a sort of ... er... health...

Oh yes. Now that is a match winning team if I ever saw one.

4-0. Ah well...

I would simply buy the 9 year old a few ciders. Job done. (y)

3-0

Oh Cod!

Newcastle 2 up... :(

I was going to say that I would be worried about condensation, but after 5 minutes 'research', there doesn't seem to be much. Surprised.

All true, of course. But where's the fun in that? And anything you produce yourself always tastes better.

Who on earth takes a chicken to the vets? Vet... "We have to give it x-rays, and a course of antibiotics, and care for it for 6 weeks. That will be £650 please" Bugger that, just eat it.

Indeed. I wonder if we could do something similar on a match day, with the winner announced at half time? Just a thought. :shrug:

Love this on the Burnley forum :) https://www.uptheclarets.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=75309&sid=777f24d15516d8f1e5a3d05964441a98