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Have you not seen me tossing a punter on a Saturday? I prefer my carpet related sports, you know, bowls.

It stank of butter

Ernest doesn't need another split, the trauma still haunts him. I am my own wimmin.

Mmmmmm.

You sound like an echo regards BH

Perfect, carry on.

I believe the bid is up to £4.50 already.

Not that I'm practised, gave up meat many years ago, but I dare say that his 'weapon', at best, would go off half cocked and be TERRIBLY disappointing.

Nothing, just never called me back, the bitch.

Got my tickets for Eastbourne Tennis week already, can't wait but they seem to be getting younger every year.

You can EJECT as many as you like, lol.

That's my boy, born to eject...now don't forget the mantra, eenie, meenie, minie, moe, if he's standing, out he goes. :thumbsup:

Of course dear, just as soon as I've opened the LGBT offices I'll pop into the Cliftonville. I'll have the Olympic if you get there first.

I tried meat in the early 80's once, never touched it since.

I've got your seat number PS and I'll be keeping a close eye on you at the Burnley game. you wont like it if I started throwing my weight about.

You, yes you, I can see you standing and clapping and having fun. We're here to stamp that sort of thing out. Sit down and shut up, many thanks, NSS.

Right you lot, strictly against club protocol but felt it was time to clear this ‘incident’ up. So a Laptop?? It was a sandwich toaster and it was still bloody hot. Only wanted a brief rummage in his sack, I mean, would you want to frisk a leering, wheezing, sweaty man? Eh? It’s not as if he’d...