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  1. Hampden Park

    Joke offensive to someone other than muslims

    does that include the one's that you have to ask to fart to give you a clue? or you shower them in flour and aim for the wet bits :down:
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    False Definitions Thread

    a musical instrument only to be played whilst fustigating asfedrumpea
  3. Hampden Park

    Joke offensive to someone other than muslims

    what about a fat muslim lady :nono:
  4. Hampden Park

    False Definitions Thread

    a fingerless glove used to catch stray turds dropped in the woods careupperfling
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    a soudanym/acronym/prince nazym (sp) for Hurry Up Your Trousers Readily Eat Wonderweb palotrifgat
  6. Hampden Park

    Did this bloke deserve this ?

    obviously dan ford = guinea pig :rolleyes:
  7. Hampden Park

    Did this bloke deserve this ?

    of course he will, he will be able to pull the dead skin off his face :p
  8. Hampden Park

    False Definitions Thread

    the noise made when you eat popcorn and it gets stuck in your throat, hacklecrack dislodges it. flumboonism
  9. Hampden Park

    Who do YOU look like?

    i'll second that deary :kiss: supermarket sweep smudge? :jester:
  10. Hampden Park

    Who do YOU look like?

    paul young with a crew cut :nono:
  11. Hampden Park

    False Definitions Thread

    a music box carried by a caddy for a golfer who plays backwards fensotrapling
  12. Hampden Park

    Caption Competition

    good, cause i cant see 'stately home' (f*** 'all)
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    False Definitions Thread

    a sweet invented for children who have no sense of feeling in their tongues zastophallunk
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    False Definitions Thread

    crindlethump a candle that has been beaten with someone's fists whilst singing 'my way' ablosputvalve
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    False Definitions Thread

    a third bollock grown from the anus pipsquincherlog
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    False Definitions Thread

    scottish meat cooked with a steam-iron lymphbanglast
  17. Hampden Park

    False Definitions Thread

    a flying vagina catcher bollupstrap
  18. Hampden Park

    caption competition

    somebody pass me my coat, its cold in here
  19. Hampden Park

    caption competition

    a standard issue desk at the warehouse of curry tasters
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    caption competition

    shit job

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