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Thou shalt not stop at the top of escalators. Thou shalt not stand in open doorways. Thou shalt not get on the tube unless passengers have disembarked first. Thou shalt not use they phone whilst driving (especially if you are driving n HGV). Thou shalt not abuse the tax laws of the country...

Yes please - with nobs on

Oh I hope they get an absolute thrashing.

Given that we've lost last season's keeper, and 50% of last years back four (until Ward signs) then we will finish mid-table. Simples.

I do love the way in which the loony lefties jump on here and say it's the current governments fault for the problems we're in with the rich getting richer. I didn't see any evidence of the last Labour government curtailing the expansive nature of the rich getting richer. All they seemed to do...

Bdum dum tisch - he's here all week. Try the veal.

In no particular order for me (although the list is in alphabetical order); Arthur Beatrice - Working Out Client - Authority Dum Dum Girls - Too True East India Youth - Total Strife Forever EMA - The Future's Void The Horrors - Luminous Howling Bells - Heartstrings Kasabian - 48:13 Lana Del Rey...

Good - don't need him

This - you can see that this will be the same "iron on" quality as the first shirt of the Amex era, which always came off. The white of the sponsor doesn't even match the white of the shit. Oh did you see what i did there.

Or Kerry Mayo

Yep - it's now firmly part of the game. Murray used to do it very well when he played for us, made it almost an art form, and we never ever argued. Now we don't have someone who's a natural and we moan about it.

Cool Bananas. People who try and use "yourself" or "yourselves", instead of the simpler "you". It doesn't make you sound intelligent, it makes you sound a ****. People who use "them" instead of "those" - really ****ing get's my goat.

This, but for my 11th Birthday :)

Don't want yellow away kit, it attracts the flies in summer.

If we're struggling for first team players, I can play left wing. Not sure I'll be able to cope for 90 mins though - anyone up for a job share?

It's a marathon not a sprint :P Having said that I'm surprised I'm still in it.

Do you have their twitter account, please?

In order to help my 6yo son and his Maths homework can NSC vote for their favourite superhero from the 5 in the poll, please? thanks

I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did to be honest.

Can't stand Queen. Only decent album they did was the soundtrack to Highlander.