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Not a school one, but nickname for grandad was Spiderman. Not because he had super powers but because he couldn’t get out of the bath.

Nailed it.

Which reminds me about the time I suffered from premature ejaculation. In the beginning your Nan was ok about it and just took it on the chin, but lately it's been getting on her t!ts

Same as! If I’m lucky I might have one of these before I get out of bed.

Put a couple of lemons under the skin.

I’ve got a limit company and could therefor not fulrlough myself, so I was only getting £500ish job retention, but our local council was given £££millions to support local businesses if they could prove the drop in income during March , April , May. I submitted my bank statements, and they...

If it’s cold outside and warm inside it’s going to condense, you need movement of air around the flat. Try a dehumidifier during the winter months.

Over the moon with the palm tree in the garden.

Yep , I’m in the mood, trees up.

One of the finest names in the game and the perfect team to suit.

I thought she had a skinhead? Which one is she?

Since we're on the subject of wildlife, I had to call the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs." "That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?" "I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."

If you running away from a policeman and they manage to ketchup, then your nicked.

If we’re talking arses then we need natures toothbrush, or the projectile of choice for the casual during the 80’s.

Awaiting any Millwall to pop up with the phrase “Peaky Benders”

I went to see him at the Ricoh, and although I loved it and what a performer, the only thing that irked me a little with Bruce is the length of his songs. After 10 mins you think a song is coming to an end then it’s “ 1,2,3,4” and it kicks in again for another 5 mins. :annoyed:

Just remembered looking through this thread, that my first real live bands performing was when my mother took me and my sister to see the filming of the Basil Brush show live in 1975 ( I think) at Pebble Mill, the acts on that night were Lou Rawls and the Dead End Kids ( have I the right to...