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    [News] Pizza Express customer punches a vegan

    Do you think the parent’s reaction would have been different if she’d come home with a bloodied nose and told them it was a big man with a full head of hair who’d struck her? Dad: “Who did that to you, Clarenza?” Clarenza: “Oh it was nothing, dad, just some massive guy with a blond quiff.” Dad...
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    [News] Pizza Express customer punches a vegan

    Never understood the appeal of fishing, specifically amateur sea fishing, reeling in a living thing with a hook in its mouth and presiding over its demise as it gasps its last, tail flaps gradually receding. As a hobby I can think of several hundred other pursuits I’d choose before I’d think...
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    [Albion] Spurs hammered 2-7 at home, will there be a backlash on Saturday

    Had heard that Son nicked Pochettino’s hair dye from his man bag and mailed it to Unai Emery at Arsenal hence the in-house discord at Spurs. 0-17 on Saturday (including six Dunk own goals)
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    [News] Pizza Express customer punches a vegan

    Are they really harming the cause though? Can’t see it personally. Better to be talked about than not at all. 14 pages on here about it, and some decent debate amongst the ill-informed opinions on this thread so...
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    [News] Bacon Back On The Menu

    Ah, another of our resident ‘undercover’ Palace fans chimes in. All good at Selhurst?
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    [News] Bacon Back On The Menu

    Indeed, currently being called a load of crap (or similar terminology) by a Cambridge professor on 5 Live.
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    [Politics] Tory MP nicked at their conference

    It’s like some Harry Enfield Tory wanker creation, even the name is perfect - Sir Geoffrey Clifton-Brown
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    [Politics] Boris Johnson and Charlotte Edwardes

    More importantly, is odious dwarf John Bercow more of a narcissist than Blow Job (BJ)?
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    [News] Pizza Express customer punches a vegan

    Could you explain what isn’t nutritionally balanced about a vegan diet as you seem to be in the know.
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    [News] Pizza Express customer punches a vegan

    Not vegan either, but you’ve only got to look at some of the vegan bodybuilders out there, and Ironman competitors as you say, so much ignorance around people who choose a plant based diet. And talking of plant based diets, I wonder how many silverback gorillas have brittle bones....hmmm
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    [Misc] Do you remember small boxes of Lego bricks

    I thought it was going to be Betta Bilda (or Better Builder)
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    [News] Pizza Express customer punches a vegan

    Probably a facist Tory bully boy, either that or Greg Davies with a buzz cut.
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    [Albion] Rows of empty seats in Doha

    They were going to attempt to superimpose images of the ESL at 80 minutes over the Doha seats but realised they were better off sticking with what they had.
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    [News] Pizza Express customer punches a vegan

    And I’m guessing your wife does the washing up.
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    [Albion] Never post but...

    If only we could ignore those from Spurs supporters as well BG. :amex:
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    [Albion] Never post but...

    Yes but people on Palace forums are intelligent enough not to engage with them in serious debate as though they are fans of their club, I mean look at the size of the post from Mo Gosfield above for fark’s ache. With all respect to Mo et al, are you completely thick? People don’t ‘ignore it’...
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    [Albion] Never post but...

    You would you dimbecile because you’re Palace as well. Rule one of being a successful Palace troll on here(there are a few believe it or not) - every so often post some positive stuff to make it less obvious; something you have never done, praise a player, a performance, just a little thing...
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    [Albion] Never post but...

    Post #28 H. :wink:
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    [Albion] Never post but...

    I was about to retire from here, but my last parting act will be to post these six words yet again: Sod. Off. You. Sad. Palace. Prick. For anyone doubting this imbecile’s Palace credentials, here is his almost identical post from last year on a Hughton thread: ‘If you set out not to lose...
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    [Football] Team v Spurs

    Never mind eh, it’s a win for you and Kinky Gerbils either way.

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