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I could still remember the seventies in the nineties!

Every time I hear this one I still chuckle! :lolol:

Probably more thinking mans football, rather than Jasper Carrots pickles from a jar :thumbsup:

There's another bit on the beeb describing City v Brighton as the 'chin strokers derby'. Cerebral football....

I'm sure you've been told not to drink alcohol with your medication H? ???

If it's not Dunk, it should be Guehi. it should NOT be slabhead

The pitch is better than the stream tho

I have this gut feeling Dunk won't be in the starting eleven tonight....he should be....but alas I fear it will be slabhead and shingle

That's where the wood bit comes from ???

Watching a game on the tellybox will never replace a live game atmosphere

Improper gardeners might call you a wuss as well......big boy trousers in October indeed :facepalm:

Well, put it on, just to try it like......bloody thing wouldn't go back off! Had a new control box fitted at the start of the year and now the same problem again. All this electrickery nonsense. life was so much easier when we used to burn witches to keep warm

So you're not doing a who's better, Mortimer or Reeves thread then?

And they call us tories thieving b******s ??? You either have a very weak bladder, or you spend an inordinate amount of time hanging around public lavatories:shrug: Said morning young sir to Jack Charlton in a cafe in Blatchington Road late nineties...he replied with orl reet our kid Stuart...

Just put heating on, just to try it of course! Yep it works....might leave it on for a couple of hours to make sure

The girls need to get something from this. Their next four games are chelsea, man u, man city and arsenal! :eek:

If that was the case, the wife would probably use the toilet brush on me!

0-3 Easy way to bed in some of the new players. Brum had a couple of dangerous attacks, but never really threatened

It was the Scots pine I was thinking of!

Silly bint on commentary saying stonewall penalty moments before we make it 0-2! Any coming together wasn't even in the penalty area! Home bias methinks