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Its the most succinct, forensic, accurate and targeted takedown of this latest Johnson shitshow I've seen across the entire media. O'Brien can get a bit over-preachy for me at times. But this is a quite splendid monologue, well worth half an hour of anyone time.

Epically NAILED

He's been shit since joining Utd, but his stock is still far higher than a move to BHA ever being on the cards. A drop in wages, dropping out of the Champions League, and moving to a club which is all but invisible to the England Manager ? This is complete and utter bumdrizzle.

So a quarter of the PL clubs would qualify for the Champions League ? That would be bonkers. Can't see UEFA offering us that.

Absolute BOBBINS He in no way fits the profile of a BHA signing. A £73m flop who would be earning an absolute kings ransom. Desperate clickbait (and yes, I clicked...sigh)

That was an odd one, but as mentioned, definitely 100% agent-driven. And look how the fella knuckled down for the rest of the season. Bares no comparison to Sulky Sanchez whatsoever.

I meant the team didn't suffer after Trossards departure, we didn't particularly miss him. Neither Sanchez. But yes, I'd agree with your point that these fall-outs would be better handled in-house rather than airing all our dirty linen in public. Makes for a good press conference though dunnit.

Oh. And Fabricant. SIR FABRICANT f***ing hell.

DAME Priti Patel certainly grates. And SIR Jacob Rees-Mogg :facepalm: Oh Boris. What a c*nt you truly are.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the only other sulkster under RDZ was Trossard. Who I was genuinely sad to see leave, but it suited both parties and we didn't suffer for it (because we had an absolute ready-made superstar to take his place). Everything I heard this season was how the players love...

Greased piglets are notoriously difficult to pin down.

No. Losing Mac is sad news. Dirty Sanchez can DO one as far as I'm concerned. I have no time for anyone who downs tools, especially in this season of all seasons. He's acted like an absolute prick, and the sooner he slings his entitled hook, the better. He played in an FA Cup SF ffs. But this...

I dunno. But I'd happily have a strategically placed tumbler under that dress to catch any moist residue when she peels it off.

Just as easily has the potential to do a Palace. Oh man, that would be sweet.

Good point, well made.

Johnson fleeing from the truthbombs then, before the report gets published. So added to "liar", "philanderer", "chisler", "bunglecnt", we can now also add "coward".

Johnson fleeing from the truthbombs then, before the report gets published. So added to "liar", "philanderer", "chisler", "bunglecnt", we can now also add "coward".

Or Bovril. But even then...its not far off a Pot Noodle. Giving up on life.

My rancour and bitterness for LCFC pre-dates that. They were relegated from the Premier League in 2001-2002, and then in October slumped into administration (getting a new stadium thrown in basically for free in the deal). Despite this, they largely retained their entire PL squad. There was no...

Fair enough. Whenever I watch a game not involving BHA, I can usually find a reason to pull for one side over the other. There are several teams in England who I inherently dislike, and glean some level of pleasure in seeing them get beat (I'm a fully paid up member of the ABU club of course)...