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They taste like goose and buck shot......so I'm told

Blue skies this time of year means cold. Cold means heating goes on. Heating goes on, less money to spend on frivolous things...like Christmas. Less money to spend on frivolous things...like Christmas, means the kids go without. By kids go without, I mean me. I'll take wet and windy in winter as...

God we've been hyppia poor

Oh well, I suppose we need to be very poor before we bounce back against the shit club up the road

Goalkeeper error before caused that.

Milner first minute tackle v saka. Ball row Z, saka row H. That should make him think twice

I'm not signing up to another streaming service, even if it is something I'd like to watch!

Why, when I read that, did I do so in a pirate accent?🏴‍☠️

I want us to win just for the comedic meltdown from the gooners! Although, the 3 points would be quite useful in the league as well!

Yeah, but I was dressed as that native american dog....Tonto

Ghost Town by the Specials on 80 minutes! I was going to say House of Fun, but that's just madness :facepalm:

At home they are Must be a different Trafford, then the one who played at the Amex

I wouldn't read too much into palaces form, they're better away than at home

It's palace, so wasn't even a foul? :shrug:

Damn, beaten to it you mean you're, shirley?(he says with a holier than thou attitude!) :thumbsup:

Both have been met with mild applause by me. By mild applause, I mean animal on drums

Sometimes it's better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool, than to publicise your voice, and remove all doubt

What kids nowadays need for a reality check, is a tin fence with a river of piss flowing over their trainers. That's when you realise you can wait to go until you get out of the old North stand :facepalm:

I'm loving this and I want more! We've got to get back in next year by either top seven....or win the bloomin' thing!

Haaahahahaha Disbelieving maniacal laughs all round