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I should add that when I sat on and broke her pair of sunglasses, I was called a "fat ape". I think I might be in an abusive relationship.

My doris woud say exactly the same. I managed to sit on her cheap-shit sunglasses while we were away (they were under her towel on the sunbed - what did she expect ?). Anyway, she inherited my pair of £25 Wayfarer-style jobbies - wooden arms, actually quite nice - and she was pleasantly...

I paid £122 for a pair of Ray-Ban Wayfarer style Mr Burbank sunglasses at Gatwick last week on the way to my holiday destination. I felt mildly MUGGED OFF, but compared with the prices at Sunglasses Hut in town, these to my slightly troubled mind seemed half decent value, being as the duty free...

As I understand it, Asian betting syndicates pay absolute FORTUNES to TB for Starlizard to uncover numerous value bets in the markets for them.

I wonder where he's staying tonight. Does the Merry Monk / Railway still have rooms to rent ?

Join the queue 😁 I actually wanted to put RDZ on it, but Halfords didn't have any D's.

My car was also cloned last year. I had a penalty warning notice from Haringey Council for driving in a restricted zone, then a few months ago my insurers said they'd been contacted by a 3rd parties insurers, claiming that my car had been involved in an accident in Rochdale. Both claims absolute...

Might have a sneaky punt on Villa, being as the Dippers are missing VVD and Konate, their two main CBs. As for us, fairly essential that we don't fall behind being as Smug will then activate maximum SHITHOUSE mode to get over the line. Face-clutching, time-wasting, piss-taking. You'll do very...

We had a bunch of them rock up in a disused carpark near us a few years back. Broke in, set up camp, and for the next few days we had nothing but noise and aggravation as they screamed abuse at their feral kids, had drunken arguments, dogs barking contsantly, motorbikes being rode round and...

My view is that ideally its better to have a settled back line, with the goalie being an integral part of that. The relationship between the CB's and the keeper is so crucial, particularly given how we play. So although I can see where you're coming from, I think routinely chopping and changing...

I'd never last that long

Well, I'm very confident that I will NOT be rolling out of bed tonight.

Good chance of this being on the telly

This would be a sensational signing. SENSATIONAL

This has always been a myth IMO. We had terraces at the Goldstone, and I went to loads of games when the atmosphere was a like a morgue (and I'm not just talking when we were going down the toilet from the mid-90's). Any atmosphere is 95% driven by whats going on the pitch. If we're STINKING...

The very same!

On 4th January 2004, the day Baleba was born: Gary Jules was No 1 with his version of Mad World Britney Spears married her childhood friend Jason Alexander in Vegas at 5.30 in the morning, then arranged an annulment by the afternoon Richard Madeley exposed his scrotum to Fern Britton on a...

Imagine being sat near the back, right next to those floodlight pylons.

Goalkeepers do not need rotating. Its not like they'll ever suffer from burnout.