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"roister-doistery" :lolol: I'm having that

When Tommy turned around they said, "Hey look! Old Yellow's leaving" But you could've heard a pin drop when Tommy stopped and locked the door...

So is San Francisco, and they seem to manage it. I saw it on The Rock. One of them even EXPLODED, and it didn't seem to overly affect the service.

I'd still prefer an essay to a phonecall tbh.

Very much so. I was slow to the mobile phone revolution back in the 90s, really wasn't fussed in the slightest about being able to make or receive calls on the go. Until I clocked that SMS text function - GAMECHANGER. Once I saw that, I was all over it like white on rice. That, and Snake.

Exactly how I have been, all my life. I've had occasions when a mate has had troubles, and we've met up over a pint. I've been on the other side of that too. Would I ever do that over the phone with him ? Would I buffalo. Blokes who chat with each other over the phone are weirdos.

If any one of my mates called me up "for a chat", I would find it PROFOUNDLY weird. A phone call between blokes is merely a brief one to make arrangements when you can't be arsed to Whatsapp, NOT to sit there chewing the cud for 45 minutes. Otherwise, what would we talk about when we meet up ...

Those scoreboards last night were DOGSHIT. As mentioned, no indication of who was on a yellow, and once we hit the 90th minute when 13 minutes added time was indicated, that added time was not on the scoreboards either. I had to set off a stopwatch on my watch to keep track. Absolute PONY, as...

Maybe hang all the dead squirrels up around the eaves of your roof, to serve as a stark warning to them. Either that, or put a sign up.

I would rather eat my own shoes than eat my crisps DURING a sandwich. Mixing red hot Monster Munch and/or Quavers with a tuna sandwich is LUNACY. I'm not six years old for christ sake.

The bin-dipping EL favourites in their shit lilac kit are losing in LASK.

1. I had red hot Monster Munch just the other day. You can have too much of a good thing. 2. The crisps were taken home and devoured following a tuna and red onion sandwich on granary. I've never eaten imported crisps in the pub, I just happen to buy them at the same time as I buy my newspaper...

No, no mincing. Not in front of Charlie.

It didn't really play out like that. When I initially saw him he was looking at his phone, and I interrupted that to say hello. All the while we were talking he was not on his phone at all, and only went back to it once I'd bid him a cheers and wandered off.

It is. Its not like we're playing Harrogate or Portsmouth in the 3rd round of the cup is it. We're bloody good, but this is totally uncharted territory for us. 16/1 for AEK seems insane.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-66846772 The discovery of ancient wooden logs in the banks of a river in Zambia has changed archaeologists' understanding of ancient human life. Researchers found evidence the wood had been used to build a structure almost half a million years...

I saw those odds earlier. They really can't be THAT bad...can they ? Its almost tempting me into a little consolation bet.

As an aside then, I can report that Russell Martin is about as popular and welcome as a turd in an air fryer at Southampton right now. I've had half an eye on the Saints forum lately, being as their utterly comical, INSISTANT attempts to play it out from the back is getting them dry-humped every...

Ah, Summerton does the 2 nights in a row then (he did the Milan-Newcastle BOREFEST yesterday). Virgo will be great value, being as he above all others really knows where this club has come from and can lend that perspective on the evenings events. The one thing I'm a bit gutted about is that I...

Its just a load of generic bland Euro-pap of the kind you hear endlessly on shite like Eurovision. Or an intro-theme to a 1990s Strongman competition staged in Norway, over a slow-mo montage of massive blokes chopping logs. ...and I cuffing LOVE it. I've been after a new ringtone as well.