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'A walk in the woods' by Bill Bryson. Great book. I like it better than 'In a Sunburned Country'. May not laugh out loud but definately smiling through most of it. David

Well I guess I'll 'force' an extra pint in me and then catch 1/2 their set. :drink: Cheers, David

Somehow I have missed this band. However they are opening for Bowie in Buffalo. Anyone seen them. Should I stay in the bar and have an extra drink or get there early and catch them? Cheers, David

I'm in - i'd like the 93 minute please :lolol: David

Always cracks me up when I drive into Michigan and they have these huge 'who is the father DNA testing' billboards by the highway. David

Knock it down.. Talk some Las Vegas businessman into building a 'Pier Casino'. Then you can all go to Vegas and see what the pier might have looked like. Knock it down and that god forsaken ugly grey hotel (Hilton? Hyatt) - it must be the most horrid building in Brighton. David

Tell your boss to fuc:censored: k off and get a life! Then you have no problem. :drink: David

Almost empty mall parking lot on a snowy night. Guy pulls in and starts doing donuts. Loses control of his car and knocks down a 50 - 60 foot tall light standard. classic! David:drink:

'The dog isn't with me today. All I have is a young pussy to keep me company.' ahh ermmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm how about welll ermmmm nope - not saying anything.... :angel: David

First time for me - 20 years ago. I drove through a red light (sun coming up over lake so I did not see it). Then I did my parallel park and ended up on a front lawn. My instructor was about 70 and when we got back he said 'Don't worry son you'll get the hang of it' and passed me! :clap2...

Here in the tropics our servants carry mittens and hats for us. Today took me 1 hour to do my usual 20 minute drive to work (I work nights so I got the best of the snow). Garage door not opening is a pain. Have a whiskey and stay in! (Give the dog a whiskey too!) Cheers, David:drink:

Juan you big baby! Put on your mittens and get over it! :drink:

Well Juan I was exiting the QEW Sunday night when I got to the exit the f'ing snowplow had pushed the snow off the highway but left a 1 foot pile blocking the ramp. Hitting a wall of snow at 80kph is a very good way of waking up fast! Prick who had been tail gaiting me was in the process of...

My pc puts a big white window out that has only a close button on it after about an hour of use. I have Norton Anti Virus. I have run the anti virus from startup 'safe mode' cleared all cookies. Removed one Trojan virus. I still get this window. Anyone have ideas as to what else to try...

Over here (Canada) you get questions like Why are tennis balls fuzzy Why are man hole covers round Why are dinosaurs extinct etc..... Expected answers So you can tell when they are worn out So they can not fall in (square ones can) They failed to adapt... Something like that. Sounds...

Yes I have done that before also. Just be polite. Thank them for the opportunity. Whatever you do don't appologize for anything! You need to look after number one - and it sounds like that is what you are doing. Good for you! Good luck! David

My dad worked in the same place for 39 years. He was VP of the company and when the president retired dad thought he would be promoted. One day he gets called into an office to meet a 26 year old MBA who turned out to be his new boss! Anyway about 4 weeks later he gets asked about some work...

Yes you will have a good time! Hockey on my own on Valentine's - as I told my wife I'm taking my favourite person out for the night. I'm hoping to get up to the Corel Centre myself sometime this season as I have a friend who just moved to Ottawa. Any idea how hard it is to get seats (relative...

I only support the home team. I live nearest Toronto and have supported them all my life. So yes there is only one team in Ontario - Toronto Maple Leafs. What do you think of Daniel Alfredsson's comment last week? In case you missed it "Go ahead, write it," "I guarantee we'll win the Cup...

Juan Juan Juan... half (mild exageration) our team is injured or suspended. Surely you can't be that excited about winning this one? :drink: David