Just sold my car to Carlos Balebaaa
Just sold my car to Adam Lallanaaa
Just sold my car to Kaoru Mitomaaa
Just sold my car to Simon Adingraaaa
Just sold my car to James Philip Milnaaa
Just sold my car to Pascal Gross.
Right now this is the most DELICIOUS set of circumstances we could possibly ever EVER have in our entire existence. The smugness is off the charts and rightly so. We are the envy of the footballing world.
Anyone who chooses to leave this wonderful club for more money is more than welcome to do...
I can picture it now. Though the next time round I think they'll have got enough influential people on board to drastically change how it's reported in the media.
Every initiative like this I just remind myself that it's making Tony Bloom more money and doesn't affect me one jot.
We're massive now. Milk those rich idiots.
I keep reassuring myself with how much money we're getting for these inconveniences and how every star we churn out makes us even more desirable to future Caicedos.
But it would be nice if one of them had gone to a European club and not been a direct rival.....