Astounding! Sounds like sort of parent that makes a “baller” Instagram account for their kid to try and get them signed by an academy. (Hint: what gets you signed by an academy is being a good footballer, not social media).
They’re basically very spicy chili Doritos that have curled up while cooking. My kids are mad for them, few corner shops round here sell them for silly money, but I think they’re rank. Also pretty sure they’re not pork at all.
You mean the chat bot? On mobile it is at bottom left of the ticketing site pages. The icon looks like this and that came up when I was on the away tickets page.
Which part of London are you heading to? There's no congestion charge between Christmas and new year plus a lot of parking restrictions aren't in force on bank holidays so you could probably find some free on-street parking by checking streetview before you go. Find central London is often...