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Your mum gets more thumbs up in the back of a Swift 4 berth than you could ever dream of..

Joe Linton? Joel Inton? Never heard of him, meh.

I was up in that there Laarnden once walking down Oxford Street when I saw someone who didn't look remotely like Victoria Beckham! This was made even more coincidental by the fact that I popped into Starbucks and the bloke behind the counter didn't look like David Beckham, I couldn't stop...

For the first time ever after many years of applying in the ballot I've managed to bag 2 tickets to day 4 of the Ashes test at Lords!! I can't wait to fill my lungs and boo the convict cheats at every opportunity.

Erm I'm 100% Albion how very dare you besmirch me with such poisonous accusations of being Palace, Urgh I feel dirty at the very thought of it. It seems I got that figure wrong, I did a quick google search to try and discover the Albion and Palaces last financial results and profit/loss...

Both Palace and the Albion made similar modest profits last accounts submitted, £11.2m & £12.9m if the figures are to be believed. All this willy waving is a moot point, both Zaha and Dunk will go where their bank balances profit most, I suspect that will be at different teams for both of them...

Who's the doris trying to tell Liam about football?

Ticks a lot of boxes for me. Young - 43, English, Intelligent - master's degree in leadership and emotional intelligence, Speaks very well and with an air of authority, adopts various styles of play and tactics he's not Pardew, Allardyce, Moyes, Pulis, Hughes etc

Surprised and disappointed but I can understand TBs decision. CH is 60yrs old and not the young progressive manager some people paint him to be, I can imagine that this decision may well have been influenced by the players as they have seen a lot of teams around them with younger managers...

To be fair to them it must be difficult to give any kind of reasonable opinion on the game when most of them weren't even there.

Seems another dud from the Dutch Bostik Premier League

It was very frustrating to watch his positioning today, showed some real moments of class early on but then faded somewhat and for someone with that amount of pace and skill I couldn't understand why he started to drift further and further back and was making numerous sideways and backwards...

I can't tolerate Americans that grunt 'Uh Huh' as a form of saying yes or as if affirming something but worse than that I've noticed they also now grunt 'Nuh huh' to provide a negative response or emphasise saying 'No'. It makes my cocking teeth itch. Twats.

Ex Palace Mariappa doing a Tomkins to hand them an equaliser.

Met Police :ffsparr:

Haha absolute scenes, love it.

5 of us watching at my house and someone starts: "We won away, we won away, Bright'n'ove Albion we won away, how did we get there we don't know, how did we get there we don't care all we know is Brighton won away" and repeat VERY loudly. Scenes.

£32 million Benteke! Its poor overpriced transfers like that which will see Palace ultimately fail financially yet again and signal their demise, they won't even recoup a fraction of that for a player so disinterested and well past his prime.

No idea why its rotated like that