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This thread is quite funny...in a wrong sort of way. We've palletised an apprentice and stacked him three high on the racking, nailed a printers boots to the floor, crucified a machine operator...two brooms for the cross and many rolls of parcel tape...warehouse racking involved again. Also...

Don't let that get in the way of a good conspiracy theory!

I remember when I was sixteen, an engineer told me to go to the stores for a long weight....I said I wasn't born yesterday mate......he threw a hammer at me! Ah, good times

Dammit, lost my stream

Not one reference to Sir David Attenborough....I'm out

One way to oust some one, say X is joining Y, if Z leaves Y. In other words sling your hook McDavid, jump before you're pushed

They have twenty five players to pick from. Excluding injuries, try rotating them, then try keeping the divas happy, then try keeping the up and coming talent happy, not forgetting to keep the older ones happy. Can't do it? Ship them off to Brighton....but not Henderson luckily

Punditry When smaller club beats bigger club, it's reported as bigger club missing out on going top/second/third, rather than being beaten by smaller club and how astonishing that is. I know they all have to follow the money and the bigger clubs help bring in money for the 'brand'...but it makes...

They probably realised their team is really disliked by everyone....the leeds of the midlands but with added time wasting....unless they're losing

You pessimists have finally worn me down. My cup is still half full....but there is a hole in the bottom of it :facepalm:

Apparently, he lives near my sister in law in Lancing

Quietly confident amongst a sea of bipolar arseholes

Its a shame he wants to be in Germany

You're all a bunch of ****s with bloody stupid ideas of how we play the game and the personnel available to the manager, now go to bed you have school tomorrow. Hoof the ball, don't f*** around at the back, this player or that player is not good enough. You all come out of the woodwork when...

This must be the plaice for (sea)horse references then

Yes he does....only fit half the time :facepalm:

Nurse, he's got out again!

It's a fact that people know when guinness day is, but not cuppa tea day :shrug:

I think that German bloke at Liverpool would be a better option.....I heard he's available end of season

Var har been the big one. No mistakes, no arguments...it's made online officials obsolete :thumbsup: What?