I spent the entire 1st half of the Playoff final between Crawley and Crewe thinking Crawley were in red :facepalm:
Right down to being mildy disappointed when Crewe "scored". In my defence, I was reading the paper in a pub and only half watching.
I like him stepping inside into midfield from RB/RWB. He finds space and slides some probing passes in and around the box, opponents find him difficult to pick up in that role. And he's a fantastic crosser of the ball, so you get the best of both worlds - as long as someone is covering behind...
Mmm...no she won't.
Lets Google her in 12 months time and see what she's up to. My guess is a couple of appearances on Loose Women / The One Show (at best), along with a tour of northern working mens clubs, sponsored by Chup-a-Chups.
Basically a televised circus that has more than run its course. The winner makes a few bob then sinks without a trace, until they turn up in the Daily Star two years later having assaulted a cashier at Superdrug whilst high on Ket and sporting a spiderweb face tattoo. Seen it all before.
He did it specifically to help him win an election though. So its not just disguising payments to a porn star, it was an act of election fraud.
[edit] I see this has already been pointed out.
Anyhoo, when it comes to sentencing, I don't think he's done himself any favours today standing...
Even more maddening are the GUMBO'S who begin their sentences with "listen..."
Its annoying enough in person, but when someone says it on the radio, or on a podcast (yes Troy Townsend on Guardian Football Weekly I mean YOU), WTF do they THINK we're doing ? Yes. I. am. Listening. You don't have...
I got the coach to that one from Conway Street, SEVERELY hung over from overdoing the NYE celebrations the night before. Given the choice, if it was just me then I'd have binned it off, but I had tickets for me and the boy so struggled along to it (I think it was a lunchtime kickoff as...
New owners always want their own man in the dugout (appreciate Sir Jim only has a minority stake, but he's seemingly calling the shots on the playing side).