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Yeah but snooker is more important than life or death. Jill Shankly said so.

Sounds like he got a bit uppity. He should have carried on though. He could of at least taken it to penalties. On the away goal rule.

Moments later, that dolphin rose majestically out of the water and proceeded to nosh him off. It is believed the dolphin did this as a sort of thank you.

I wonder if he put his arm in there accidently.... .... or on porpoise :p

Engage irony mode.... I'm just thankful it wasn't another racehorse.

Damn you Milkins, you have forced me to drop my thinly veiled disguise yet again !! :(

I don't look anything like that.

Now let's count how many other threads run this 'Scoop' !! :D

How about... erm... I Wish It Would Rain Down ?

I love when they describe managers as 'being coy' about a deal. It conjures up 'Lady Diana' type images of them slightly cocking their head to one side and looking at the interviewer with big dopey eyes through a floppy fringe.:lolol:

I've just given twenty quid to a mate of mine that supports West Ham. Does that mean I will be ok for a match ticket ?

Damn you Milkins ! Are you a trained investigator? Like that Bergerac bloke?

I prefer to call it truthful. I really don't know if Monty will get a start.

Imagine if Paul Jewell married a girl called Crown Smith? She would be called Crown Jewell. :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :) :) :) :) :down:

I think he will, although he may not. Erm.. I don't know.

Howzat ?

Look ! A whole load of people on space hoppers - wow !

No problem whatsoever. I didn't want people to think I was just being rude by ignoring this thread.

I don't really like the X-Factor, and accordingly, I don't watch it. Therefore I am not in a position to make any kind of judgement on this thread.

I don't really like George Micheal's music. I'm glad I didn't go.