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Scrappy much needed 3 points. Great bustle from Jarrett, solid goalkeeping fom Fiskerstrand, Lee looks a good loan prospect and we should have scored that one-on-one.

I don’t mind Barnes, but for me he should have been representing Jamaica in international football, not England (I know!).

No sure, I just found the whole thing a bit bizarre tbh, as Swiveller’s typically a solid poster I’ve never had an issue with,

Ouch. I think you’ll find that’d be you. Anyone who needs to point out PPF’s account (nee Das Reich’s account) is a spoof... :facepalm:

He’s brown, Das, he won’t be playing anywhere.

‘The jocks’ ‘The sweaties’ ???

You forgot to mention him being hung like a field mouse. Fair play to Keith Allen for letting his non-existent wedding tackle be committed to celluloid for time eternal.

Half the Trainspotting gang crash down in Mogadishu

I always liked CJTC, although not an NSC original, likewise: ‘What gives?’ first posted on here by an at the time youthful and fairly handsome Cheeky Monkey I believe, along with ‘tediocre.’

Surfing ‘ex-Presidents’ rob banks.

Bamford? ???

Surely coming to the end of its shelf life, it's long been a tedious parody of itself.

Anyone know how the Accies got on today (Hamilton) ?

Great interview with Asst Manager Sergio Torres on the radio at half time on Friday, complete admiration for a guy who came over as a youngster from Argentina and managed to scrape a living in the lower leagues, inspirational stuff a million miles removed from PL wages and egos.

Unless you’re looking to ride your hog in the USA I’d try for a licence LockStock. Advance apologies for uncalled for wanky pedantry.

Adam Ant live a few years back. Incredible, the guy looks and performs exactly as he did in the early 80s, it’s almost spooky.

You can see Dump refusing to attend the inauguration, no way will his mentalist brain be able to cope with it. Car crash in waiting.

Leeds in freefall, bloody marvellous

Wankers Derby, possibly the only time I will ever wish for a thumping Palace victory to further destroy the cult of Bielsa and media wankfest over LUFC. 17-0 will suffice.

Happy for him to stay even if we go down.