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Oh, I was singing Alan Navarro. Thought that was setting the bar a bit low.

Train ticket teeth.

Not today buddy, if The Lizard can spunk a load of cash then so can I. Me and the Mrs were like Thelma & Louise at that fork in the highway.

Driving up to Chester today, on a Friday afternoon, SPLASHING £9.00 on the M6 toll rather than sit in spaghetti with a load of Brummies.

I remember when we used to be that bitter when we were shit.

Did you see the size of the nails!

How do you know it’s not ???

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Football manager.

You dance down the wing like nobody does. The first time I saw you, I knew it was love. You're the one that I want, You're the one, yes, you are. You're the one that I want, You're the one, yes, you are. GRUDA, quiero bailar la salsa.

OFF….THE….SCALE…

Just to see Leeds fans in total meltdown over this is worth the £40m.

Has the leak damaged the units? Do you know the cause of the leak? If so look at your buildings insurance as you might be covered.

My first thought, then Mike Pejic.

Please line up alongside Jason Steele in the team photo.

🤷‍♂️ not sure that’s my main focus when I’m booking a hotel.

Sometimes the rubber seal spreads out which makes it stick, try giving it a trim. Congealed toothpaste is another factor on the mechanism, so while it’s off, clean it and give it a spray with WD40 or bit of plumbers grease. Best thing to do is change it for a swivel waste...