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And while I'm on...bacon packaging, with that "peelable corner" - f*ck off. Thats about as peelable as the hull of the Ark Royal. NOBODY is opening that packet without hacking it to bits with a serrated kitchen knife. We are doomed, as a species.

I'll have you know, I have a gold star on my recycling bin from the council inspectors. We can put a remote controlled landing craft on MARS that can discover water 20km below the crust, but we can't INVENT AN ATTACHED LID THAT SCREWS ON OR OFF PROPERLY.

I find them INTENSELY irritating. I usually have a 2 litre carton of orange juice in the fridge, laying in its side, which now hosts a screw-top lid that stays attached. I always have the nozzle pointing UP when I replace it, but despite this, on two occasions when I've opened a new carton and...

I don't think it was available every weekend, and midweeks were hit and miss (more miss). There didn't seem to be much of a pattern to it at all. Luckily I'm on a whatsapp group with several blokes who are very HOT on it. I haven't missed out yet.

EDF is more of an ad-hoc one, its not always available (but bloody handy when it is).

Quite the opposite - rubbernecking on their forum, apart from the ludicrous timing, they are DELIGHTED that Ryan Lowe has now gone, although they ideally wanted that to happen at the end of last season. Very much a case of "one down, one to go" (they despise Ridsdale as well). There's relief...

Racist songs. Pet abuse. Hippy crack. I know - why not film it, and put it out on the internet. What a GREAT idea! Footballers. Thick as mince. :facepalm:

Agreed. And the thing is, whilst still winning the league up until 23/24, there has been a gradual malaise at Bayern over the last few years, which Leverkusen (and Stuttgart) took advantage of last season. Points won by Bayern since 2019/20: 19/20 = 82 pts 20/21 = 78 pts 21/22 = 77 pts 22/23 =...

Plymouth have made a "Zola" appointment, circa Birmingham - you'd THINK they'd have learned from that, twice over, but no. Big name, legendary player, useless manager. The PAFC board got all starry-eyed. Its a shame, as it took them a long time to get back from the noddy leagues, and now they've...

Jonathan.

Tedious bint. She doesn't give a shit about anything, she's far too famous to bother with laws for us muggles.

I truly hope Portsmouth get absolutely HUMPED. An immediate return to the noddy leagues would be Vince HILARIO

Quite right too. Drunken away fans MUST be discouraged.

Hang on. I thought traditionally we'd release the news LIVE on television, whilst the (soon-to-be-ex) manager was in full flow in punditry mode for some game or other - complete with bewildered expression and some latino shrugs and hand gestures. I read it on BBS, so it MUST be true.

You're probably right. Thank god for IKEA.

They've got a fair bit of clearing up to do before the game on Saturday. Unless they're expecting fans to squeeze between the building site and the back of the North, whilst also hurdling a TRENCH.

Frankly I'll be mildly surprised if it's open before the end of the season. This was last Saturday...

So it would seem. Maybe he's giving it time to grow, so he can do something with it when the season starts. On the whole I'm not a big fan of managers in baseball caps, even if ours is practically a teenager. Why else do you think Burnley got relegated.

Decent, clued-up synopsis that, although I'd have clocked Barco as potentially being our break-out star this season (or at least mentioned him). In other news, I see Fab has still got that baseball cap welded to his noggin, ever since being likened to Lloyd Christmas. I've literally not seen...

I'm getting "The Spy Who Loved Me" vibes from that. Lets workshop, from the bridge There's nobody better Than Jan Paul van Hecke The best f*cking Dutchman I knoooowww... He towers above me The 29 that loves me Keeping all my clean sheets safe for me tonight needs work