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I watched Deliverance tonight (for the first time), and had convinced myself that Christopher Walken was in it. He wasn't - it was Jon Voight. Even then, when I saw him, it still took me over half an hour to remember Voight's name. I always get them two mixed up for some reason. I am ACTUALLY...

I'm currently stalking Rachel Mackley, and this would be much more difficult without multiple Twitter accounts, so I certainly won't be coming off any time soon.

Sounds like its on his terms. He's signed an 18 month deal to cover next season and the World Cup, so its not a case of the BBC binning him off. Plus he's been working for other broadcasters for years now. He's going out to stud.

Or maybe Jermaine Jenus. Too soon ?

Can't see that being an issue, he surely can't expect to jump to being the highest paid presenter at the BBC. He'd be well aware he'd be replacing a long-standing legend, like Terry Wogan or Huw Edwards.

Coming along nicely.

Mark Chapman should be promoted from MOTD2. Innoffensive. Wry. Not annoying. Knows his stuff, but doesn't take it all too seriously. I like him.

This. Just wait when they replace him with Eni Eluko.

'The pre-match Remembrance Sunday silence was cut short by referee Nick Walsh as a number of Celtic fans sung a song about the death of Aidan McAnespie, who was shot by a British soldier at an army checkpoint in County Tyrone in 1988. Supporters had already raised a series of banners which read...

Good. No point.

Saturday was fine post-match, as it usually is on a Satdee (although it was still a bit of a shitshow at Brighton Station pre-match - I got there at 4.25 and only JUST made kickoff). Midweeks are so bad now though that if its on telly, I'm seriously tempted not to bother. I binned off all the...

If you were at Selhurst yesterday, you'd have been treated to the sound of pumping music being blasted out from the concourse of the away end during the minutes silence. I mean, I didn't even know they did that on the away concourse during pre-match. Seems a bit weird. In fairness, the Palace...

I think I prefer "INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS"

Palace are tearing themselves apart right now. Glasner has gone and done a proper Dahoud on them in bringing in Kamada from his previous club, on £105k a week, who by all accounts has been absolute DOGSHIT all season. OK Dahoud was equally as useless for us, but at least we weren't buying him a...

I'm just really hoping that that monobrow PRICK MGW gets proper clattered by someone this afternoon. Put him out for a couple of months.

That can happen when you're losing and can barely get a touch of the ball though.

Done. Ordinarily I'd have voted for the Guardian Football Weekly, but I felt PRESSURED into it. Now I know how it must have felt to work for Mohammed al Fayed.

I loved him once. But he's a Pound Shop Mourinho.

Have you not seen the weekly DEATHS happening in L1 and L2 ? Open your eyes man.