The sandwich quote was probably just to cover up the fact that he is grieving his Nan and wants to go home and be with his family. If it was me I wouldn't have gone in in the first place, but fair play to him for giving it a go.
If I were Ant and Dec, I would get her back to the challenge now and chuck her headfirst into the fish guts. That would shut her up. Truely painful TV :shootself
And one more peice of advice Del Boy for if you come to Varndean. Breaks are usually quite boring, so do what me and my mates do. Stand outside the canteen, and spend the time just watching the birds come in and out - it will be the highlight of your day. Plus some of the girls wear really short...
I'm at Varndean now. Its a decent college, the teachers are decent apart from one PE teacher who is a bitch. If you are considering PE, its worth noting that its 80% theory, you'll be spending more time in the classroom than out playing football.