A Millwall fan out walking in the countryside passes an orchard with a sign outside saying apples for sale. He sees the owner leaning on a gate and asks "How much are the apples ?
"As many as you can pick for a fiver, "comes the reply.
"Great, " he says. "I'll have ten quids' worth."
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Some one standing next to me 2day at the game was saying how he had been talking to him, and ckr was saying how he's signing for sheffield united on monday, so we may never see him anyway.